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Offline Lumière

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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2006, 12:29:39 am »
Jack:  Ennis, you know it could be like this, just like this always.

Ennis: How d'you figger that?

Jack:  You know ... You won't believe this!  I got a letter from Joe Aguirre the other day?!  Remember Aguirre from Brokeback?...Well ... He was so pleased with the work we did that summer that he has donated 100 sheep to us ... to start our own sheep-cow-calf-lamb operation..

Ennis:  Wut?? Well, f--k me sideways!!! No kidding dude!

Jack: No sh!t!  I couldn't believe it ... I was like, wait till Ennis hears this ...So what do you say bud??!

Ennis:  Nah, I wanna take you up to Canada!  Wanna live in igloos and wrestle polar bears?  F--k!  Lets do it rodeo boi!!
« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 12:16:48 pm by Lucise »
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« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2006, 01:22:31 am »
JACK:  Hey, Ennis, we're gonna double-date tomorrow nite!

ENNIS:  With who, Bytch?

JACK:  Your ex-wife's husband Monroe -- and Randall!!  :o
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2006, 10:47:10 am »
Ennis: We might not be back tonight, when we get to drinkin' and talkin' an all.
Alma: Well, if there's one thing about Ennis,  it's how he loves to talk.


Jack: Quit you're hammerin' and get in here. Watcha waiting for cowboy?  A matin' call?
« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 10:54:03 am by Memento »
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2006, 11:27:37 am »
Jack: Lets make a sandwich with Becky!
Ennis:What side you want, bud? :o :laugh:

That wasn't in the movie.....but it was in my dream! ;)
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"Look too often at those hills, lie too long beside those rippling rivers, and you may think you are hearing a love song, when actually it is a death song." Larry McMurtry, Brokeback Mountain: Story to Screenplay.

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« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2006, 12:02:44 pm »
JACK (to Ennis):  Fahgedabout Beckala!  Let's do a threesome with Will!  While he's stemming my rose, I'll be lickin' your banana!  :o 

« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 12:45:54 pm by Will-ABC »
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2006, 12:33:01 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on May 02, 2006, 09:06:54 pm

Ennis:    Jack if this thing ever gets ahold of us in front of the wrong people..were dead.....but the good news is..I just saved a whole bunch of money on my truck insurance by switching to GEICO.

 :laugh: !! Ok, that one is too funny...lol!

Quote from: Will-ABC on May 03, 2006, 12:02:44 pm
JACK (to Ennis):  Fahgedabout Beckala!  Let's do a threesome with Will!  While he's stemming my rose, I'll be lickin' your E-banana!  :o 

*ahem*  :laugh:

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Ennis - This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here ...

Jack - Yeah, whatever dude!

Ennis - Listen, you know I ain't no queer!

Jack - Puh-leeze!  Talk to the hand ...*rolls eyes*...

Ennis - Stop acting like a silly queen, you jackass! ... *starts laughing hysterically*...
         Get it??! Jack-Ass ....ahahahahah...

Jack - You know whut?!!  F--k you Ennis!

Ennis - Any time you want to donkey boy ... anytime!


 ;) [I think way too much about Jack and Ennis ....*sigh*]
« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 12:35:00 pm by Lucise »
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2006, 12:38:25 pm »
Jack: What if you and me had a little cow and calf operation...it would be a sweet life.

Ennis: The socio-ecomonic climate as well as the down turn in cattle futures proclude me from signing on to this endevour...however, I would not be adverse to starting a little wine and cheese operation.
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2006, 12:51:07 pm »
Quote from: Will-ABC on May 03, 2006, 12:44:51 pm
Folks, look at Lucise vs. TonkaTodd.

Plain and simple: sleaze vs. class.
U can be funni w/o bein' trashi!

P.S.  Welcome aboard, TT!

LOL!  Will, I wasn't the one who first made a comment about "stemming roses" and bananas!  :laugh:  Guess I am not alone in the trash-can.... ;D

Yeah, welcome aboard TT!  I LOL'ed reading your post!  8)

=response= Lu
U're rite, Lu-lu!   
The one who first made the comment about "stemming roses" wasn't U -- and it surely wasn't me -- it was BBM's Joe Aguirre!  Hello, remember him?!  I'm on the phone right now with our key member DeeDee, who arv'd in NYC yesterday.  She's not computer accessible at this time.  Butt, I told her what U wrote about first to say "stemming roses".  Dee said to ask U, Lu: "What movie were U were watchin'?"  Ha! Ha! :laugh:     

Above Bored Will

P.S.  No, Lu, U're not in the "trash can" (that was funni) alone!  U got this dirty mouth (butt cute) little (ahem!) Dre Boi in there w/ U.  :laugh:


=response= Will-U
Ok, Aguirre made the "stemming roses" comment, but he sure as heck di-ent use 'bananas' in the same sentence!  :laugh:
You took it to another level there bud!  ;D
Btw, greetings to DeeDee & Will's Dre from Lu!  ;)

=reply= Luchise
D & D both luv U, as U know.  Actually, I saw both today!!  :-X
They also both used to think that U were an I-talian man! :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 04, 2006, 03:15:08 am by Will-ABC »
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2006, 01:11:55 pm »
Alma: Ennis, would you get me a pack of smokes?

Ennis: Yeah, sure my dear! Anything else from the super market? Aren't we running short of beer and condiments? Just give Jack and me two hours at the Motel, and we’ll get you the things on our way back!

Alma: Two hours?? Hey, Ennis Del Mar, with me you're always done in ten minutes, aren't you?

Ennis: Sure enough.  ::)

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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2006, 02:25:39 pm »
Ennis: I thought you was seein' Troy?

Alma Jr: That was two years ago!

Ennis: Troy still playin' baseball?

Alma Jr: I don't know what he's doin', I'm seein' Kurt now.

Ennis: You mind if I give Troy a call?
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