Author Topic: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"  (Read 120995 times)

Will-U

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« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2006, 12:32:48 am »
Wow!  "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR at BBM" have really blasted off!

The "BBM Lines" ship arrived on schedule on Monday, the 1st of May, and within 1-2-3-4-5 days it has an incredible over 600 views!!!!!  That steam whistles it all!  :)

Gamely,
Will-U
 
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"LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR"
« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2006, 02:53:57 pm »
Jack and Ennis are lying in bed at the motel, spent and smoking...

Jack - Ennis, move yer head - my shoulder's gone dead!

Ennis - I don't wanna move ...*continues to smoke idlely*...

Jack - Ummm......I have a better idea where you c'n put yer head ....*chuckles*...

Ennis - Jack, here I lie in your arms, basking in this afterglow, in this special moment in time.  A moment that'll alter my vivid dreams of U forever; a moment which negates and shames all those who "villi-fy" our love; a moment which follows our deeply passionate and climactic coital exchange....
And all yer can think of is my head on your d!ck?!

Jack - *stunned*.... Ummm... Ennis, can ya try not to become Lureen when the sex is over?!

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2006, 09:59:17 am »
Aw come on Lureen, you would love it.
bareback on a mule
icy streams
and your own tent on the other side of the mountain with the bears.
shooting elk, we would cut the meat for you
you could make tons of elk jerkey for us
while we sleep with the sheep - 100%
Come along with me and Ennis
for a week in the mountains.

Bobby could stay with L.D., now that we have remote controls.

oops ..  maybe we would hear this - -lol

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2006, 11:15:39 pm »
Ennis to Jack:

"My birthday is next month, and I'd like a pink parasol."
Nightmares may be products of our subconscious, but dreams are magic windows through which we see our desired reality.

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2006, 04:02:23 am »
JACK to Ennis:  Next month is Gay Pride and I want rainbow chaps.  :laugh:

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2006, 07:31:43 am »
Ennis: Where you of to?

Alma: I am off up to Calgary to meet up with my Brokie friends.

Ennis: Can I come? I was wonderin' if I could get some quality fishin' time done with Jack.

Alma:  No! I am off for some quality "fishin'" time with my Brokies. But I am sure you could come if you would let us watch.

Ennis: Watch? What you wanna watch us fish?

Alma: I know about you and Jack Nasty! You got yourself a good'un there hun. Good on you. So pack up your whips and saddles  ;) we are off to Alberta.

Ennis: But we really only go up there to fish.
Alma: Sure you do hun, and I am Stevie Wonder, now get your scrawny ass into the pick-up, pronto.  O0

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Don't you just love bossy and domineering Alma.
 
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« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2006, 09:56:04 pm »

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!!!

Yes the Purple Star Linez has rec'd many phone calls, e-mails, PMs and, of course, telegrams!!!!  All are asking where is the ship?  Well, anytime U have to hide or hide something -- even as big as a ship -- just go to the BetterMost Port!  They could hide anything.  Butt seriously, passengers, the popular and renowned S.S. BBM LINEZ for exactly the past week (May 11 to May 18) has been undergoing some reservicing and rerouting.  However, it is ready to re-launch immenently -- at one port or another.

Cap'n Will ;D  & First Mate Dre O0

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2006, 02:26:47 am »

Bartender to Jack after he is rebuffed by the rodeo clown :


Bartender :  "Ever consider checking out the circus?  If you like clowns they got lots of 'em at Barnem and Bailey."

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2006, 02:42:09 pm »
Hey Jshane, welcome! I'm so glad you made it here. I have been a longtime fan of your posts at imdb.

(Sorry, that's all I have to say in this post -- I'm not good at these funny line threads, but I DO find them hilarious!)

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2006, 12:52:24 am »

Jack: Hell, yes I did. Redlined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough. What about you?

Ennis: Me? I dunno. Well, to be honest, I didn't think about ya much. Playin with my new game boy was about all I got time for lately...

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