Author Topic: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"  (Read 121527 times)

Offline southendmd

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" - over 1,000 views!
« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2006, 03:08:38 pm »
Good one, Fran.

J&E could move here to Massachusetts and we'll marry 'em!

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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2006, 09:11:54 pm »
ENNIS:  I'm glad U saved our BBM shirts, Jack, but why on wire hangers, Jack, why?  No more wire hangers, U son of a whore son bitch!!   

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #82 on: June 02, 2006, 10:58:36 am »
Ennis:  We'll meet in November then.

Jack:  That's so cool dude!  We can celebrate your anniversary without Alma!  Do you still have that toboggan?  We can put it to good use!
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #83 on: June 02, 2006, 06:36:27 pm »
Jimbo: "Hell yeah, Jack!  I have a better idea.  Let's get a 30 packer and go rent a room!"   :D

That's actually kinda hot if you think about it....

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2006, 06:51:06 pm »
ENNIS:  I'm glad U saved our BBM shirts, Jack, but why on wire hangers, Jack, why?  No more wire hangers, U son of a whore son bitch!!   


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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" - over 1,000 views!
« Reply #85 on: June 03, 2006, 12:37:42 pm »
Minister:  "Ennis and Jack, as you have chosen to join together in a bond of marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other in the presence of family and friends, it is my joy and privilege to pronounce you partners in life."

. . . [turning to Ennis]  and if you don't kiss him - I will!!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2006, 04:41:30 pm »
Ennis: "No body is eating unless you're serving... unless one of the girls can show me how to use a plate?!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #87 on: June 03, 2006, 04:57:27 pm »
Jack: "Your folks stop at 'Ennis'?"

Ennis: "No, they stopped at a tree!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #88 on: June 04, 2006, 04:29:13 am »
Ennis:  "I never realised there were different shapes and sizes."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2006, 11:22:47 am »
Jack:  Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!
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