who does this fictional 'mate' work for? the Enquiror???
Not fictional, Jess. In fact, last time we ran into each other (literally!!!) on his last visit to Oz, I left him with a couple of telltale bruises on his neck, that he had a lot of trouble explaining to his wife!!!
OK, OK, I made that bit up,
but it is true that I have a spy who has infiltrated Jess's kitchen. I can't give away my sauces (sauces/sources get it?!!!
), but suffice to say he is very well-connected in Jess's organisation.