David, would you mind terribly not sending it til next week? I'm going to Alberta day after tomorrow. I'd take the dear little pony with me, but don't want to have to share it with everyone.
Well, you don't have to share the pony with anyone. You
can't share him with anyone because THERE'S NO PONY!!! And Why? Because There's No......
*David walks into the sunset muttering to himself*