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Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« on: August 18, 2007, 12:17:31 am »
Paris Hilton:

after visiting the premature baby ward of a local hospital...

"The doctors told me "you wouldn't believe how this brightens up their day""

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

( I am sure the premies were very happy to see her...wonder if any of them got her autograph?)

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 12:36:33 am »
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."  - Brooke Shields



Uhm yeah because you would be DEAD. :laugh:
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 02:14:26 am »
Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"


 ::) Uhm yeah OK  :laugh:
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 02:16:03 am »
Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"

Overseas  ??? well in Britney's defense the great lakes are BIG bodies of water  ::)
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 02:45:06 am »
Jessica Simpson

Nick: Aren't you going to have any buffalo wings?

Jessica: I don't eat buffalo.

Alrighty then!  ::)
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 02:50:32 am »
Topmodel Linda Evangelista:

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."

 ::)

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 02:54:18 am »
Actress Winona Ryder:

"I feel my best when I'm happy."

Now, who'd have guessed it?  ::)

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 07:30:50 am »
Actress Winona Ryder:

"I feel my best when I'm happy."

Now, who'd have guessed it?  ::)

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 10:17:06 pm »
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President


 



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Dan Quayle is a TOTAL embarrassment to the state of Indiana. We have enough problems around here without his help!  :laugh:

I felt like dying the day he failed to spell "potato" correctly!  ::)
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 10:28:46 pm »
Here's a few more quotes from dippety doo Danny...

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. "

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe".

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child".

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. "

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. "

"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 01:00:14 pm »
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

Singer Christina Aguilera

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 01:09:10 pm »
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake."

George W. Bush on his best moment in office, in an interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 01:13:11 pm »
"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany."

George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006

Ahem...  :P

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 12:21:49 am »
"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?" --George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2007, 10:29:18 am »
Jamaican pop singer Rihanna on her recent visit to London:

"I love Britain, especially London because you can get great West Indian food. The fans are great here, they're incredibly loyal. It's like being in Europe, but everyone speaks English."


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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2007, 12:17:52 am »
I've already posted these at another thread, but they're appropriate to post here also. They are a few quotable quotes from the wonderful world of Australian football!  ::) Certainly, these guys enjoy "celebrity" status here in Oz! Enjoy!  :D

1. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Shane Wakelin)

2. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." (Mick Malthouse, Collingwood)

3. "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (Peter Bell, Fremantle, on his university law studies)

4. "You guys to my left, line up alphabetically by height. And you guys to my right, pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." (Barry Hall, Sydney Captain, at training)

5. "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." (Brock Maclean, Melbourne, when asked if he had visited the Pyramids, whilst in Egypt)

6. "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is." (Kevin Sheedy on James Hird)

7. "It's basically the same, just darker." (Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs day games)

8. "I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first." (Barry Hall, Sydney, when asked about the upcoming season)

9. "Luke Hodge, the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago." (Dermott Brereton)

10. "Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Mark Williams)

11. "We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles)

12. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Luke Darcy)

13. "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it, which was identical." (Dermott Brereton)

14. "Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in football, but none of them serious." (Adrian Anderson)

15. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” (Andrew Demetriou)

16. "I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better."
(Dermott Brereton)

17. "I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Terry Wallace)

18. Garry Lyon: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" David Swartz: "On what?"

19. "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." (Dermott Brereton)

20. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." (Dermott Brereton)

Dermott Brereton features in several of the above quotes. Here he is:

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Re: Stupid Celebrity Comments...
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2007, 03:23:16 am »
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. [Dolly Parton]

OK this one isn't stupid but it is cute and I had to share  ;)
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