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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2007, 01:23:54 am »
:laugh:  :laugh:

That one is from "Bad Moon Rising" That was a funny episode, wasn't it Dottie?  :D

 :laugh:  Yep, liked that one...save the quote for personal use next time Bob needles me when his Mom's around  ;)
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2007, 01:29:47 am »
Marie: "What is a DVD player? Is that for pornography?"

Debra (sarcastically) "Yes Marie. I bought Ray a porn machine for Christmas."
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2007, 01:32:34 am »
LOVED this one  ;D

Marie Barone: I have my own opinions. I'm not just some trophy wife.
Frank Barone: Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2007, 01:33:11 am »
Uncle Mel recording his life story for one of Ally's school assignments....

Uncle Mel: "And just because I've never been married, doesn't mean I'm gay."
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2007, 01:35:07 am »
LOVED this one  ;D

Marie Barone: I have my own opinions. I'm not just some trophy wife.
Frank Barone: Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?


 :laugh:  :laugh:

The Toaster. Yup! That's another funny one Dottie! I loved all the ELR Christmas episodes; especially that one!
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2007, 01:53:17 am »
Ray insists on handling the checkbook and Debra reluctantly agrees to it. Ray makes a terrible mess of things and seeks help from Andy, one of his friends...

Andy: "Look at this. Debra had everything in order."

Ray: (Angrily) "Yeah, DEBRA, DEBRA, DEBRA!!! I'm sick of this money stuff. Just tell me what to do!"

Andy: " First you take last months ending balance, then you add the interest accrued on the account. Then you add all the checks you know have cleared, and then you subtract that number from..."

(Ray is looking confused)

Andy: "Ray, what did I just say to you?"

Ray: "Accrued."

Andy:" Ray, you're going to have to tell Debra about this."

Ray: "No, I can't tell Debra. Look, how can it be that bad? It's only been 6 weeks."

Andy:" That's what's so SHOCKING."


Later in the episode Ray confesses to Debra he screwed up the checkbook and she spends hours trying to straighten out Ray's mess...

Ray:"Okay Debra, shouldn't you just yell at me or something?"

Debra: "Ray, when you're on the Titanic, you load the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceburg."

Debra:" Okay. I've figured all these bounced checks except for this one. What was this bounced check for?"

Ray:" I think it was for........ (electricity gets shut off).... yeah, that was it."

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2007, 02:13:10 am »
Sorry for these long posts everyone!

Ray decides to go for a ride-along with Robert and his partner Judy....

Ray: Sargent? They call you sargent?

Judy: That's his rank. Sit back.

Ray: "Sargent". Do they know you lick your Q-tips before you put them in your ears?

Robert (talking on the poice radio) "We'll check that door again later, and if it's still open we'll send in the "bow-wow".

Robert: (to Raymond) That's a police dog.

Ray: Oh, "bow-wow" is a POLICE DOG? I wonder how you crack THAT code?"

Judy: That ain't funny, and you don't talk when we on the radio. Now SIT BACK!

Robert: I told you Raymond. It's important that you not interfere with police business.

Ray: Police Business? What police business? I saw more action on my paper route! Hey maybe later we can climb a tree and save a "meow-meow!"

Robert: That's enough Raymond!

Judy (to Robert): I'm beginning to see what you mean about about your little brother!

Robert: Yeah, see what I mean?

Ray: What? What has he been saying to you?

Judy: SIT BACK! I'm not gonna tell you again!

Ray: You just lost your tip!

Ray: There's nothing to do back here. I'm bored. At least run the siren a little. This vest is a little smelly. Hey, if I wash this vest with my regular clothes will they become bullet proof?

 :laugh: :laugh:



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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2007, 02:31:28 am »
Ray and Debra are fast asleep in bed.....

Ray: OOOF!!

Debra: WHAT?? (Switches on the bedside lamp) What happened?

Ray: (Out of bed and doubled over) YOU KICKED ME!!

Debra: I DID?

Ray: Right in the Garden of Good and Evil.

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2007, 02:36:06 am »
Debra: Don't worry about that Marie. I'll clean it up later.

Marie: (To herself) "She'll clean it up later." Even the ants are laughing.
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2007, 02:39:28 am »
Robert: I don't want to hear it mom!

Marie: It was for your own good!

Robert: For my own good? Like the ice cream truck? Remember that? You told me everytime the music played it meant they were OUT of ice cream!

 :laugh: :laugh:
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