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Offline David In Indy

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2007, 12:40:08 am »
While painting Ray's house, Robert loses control of the power paint sprayer and accidently spray paints Marie. Frank walks by and points to Marie...

Frank: That's gonna need a second coat.

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2007, 12:53:30 am »
Ray, who is desperate to find something to help Debra's bad mood during her PMS, brings home a bottle of pills he picked up at the drug store and shows them to Debra....

Ray: While I was out today I got you something. I really want to help you feel better, and this should help take care of all your symptoms.

Debra: (looks at the bottle of pills) Except for bitchy, right Ray?

Ray: What do you mean?

Debra: I mean there's nothing in here for BITCHY!

Ray: You probably need a prescription for bitchy.

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2007, 12:59:32 am »
Debra: (to Ray) You listen! If my parents burned down an orphanage on Christmas Eve, they wouldn't be half as bad as YOUR parents!

(Debra drops the turkey on the ground, picks it up, drops it again, picks it back up and throws it into the oven and then storms out of the kitchen.)

Ray: (to himself) I always wondered where the flavor came from.


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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2007, 02:47:59 am »
Frank and Marie are arguing about the lights and ornament placement on the Christmas tree.

Marie: Didn't that fire teach you anything, you MANIAC!

Frank: (holding a string of Christmas lights) Hey! Do me a favor. Stick your toe in the water and twist this bulb right here!

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2007, 02:51:27 am »
It is Christmas morning and Ray (only in his underpants) and Debra are fooling around in the living room, hugging and kissing each other. Suddenly Robert, Marie and Frank walk through the front door, and Ray quickly grabs the Christmas wreath and holds it in front of his "private area"....

Robert: Nice. We usually hang ours on the door.

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2007, 06:32:28 am »
Last night---paraphrased:

Ray--Deborah--you deserve all the love that the ocean can hold.

Dad--snickers.

Marie--Frank, I thought it was nice---why can't you say romantic things like that?

Frank--All right. Marie, I wish....you were in the ocean.

Haha -- he's so mean, but in a funny kinda way.  :P
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2007, 06:34:09 am »
Quote from: David on August 30, 2007, 02:51:27 am
It is Christmas morning and Ray (only in his underpants) and Debra are fooling around in the living room, hugging and kissing each other. Suddenly Robert, Marie and Frank walk through the front door, and Ray quickly grabs the Christmas wreath and holds it in front of his "private area"....

Robert: Nice. We usually hang ours on the door.



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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2007, 06:41:25 am »
Quote from: David on August 26, 2007, 12:40:08 am
While painting Ray's house, Robert loses control of the power paint sprayer and accidently spray paints Marie. Frank walks by and points to Marie...

Frank: That's gonna need a second coat.

 :laugh: :laugh:

I loooooooove Frank!
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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2007, 04:09:45 am »
Glad ya'll are enjoying this!!  :D

Here's another one....


Robert thinks he has finally found the woman of his dreams......

..... until Ray spies her eating a fly




and then chasing it down with a glass of red wine....




Ray (to Robert): She's NOT the one!!

Robert: What?

Ray: Listen! I saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know and because I SAW it!

Robert: What are you talking about?

Debra: What did you see Ray?

Ray: Angela ate the fly!

Debra: WHAT?

Robert: What do you mean?

Ray: The fly that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then SHE AAAAATE IT!

Debra: What the HELL are you doing Ray?

Robert: Yeah man, what is your problem?

Ray: I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a FLY!

Debra: Oh she did NOT! You must have seen something else.

Ray: What, then? What did I see?

Debra: I don't know! Maybe it was a crouton or something.

Ray: A FLYING crouton?

Debra: Are you drunk?

Ray: Look, I'm trying to help him!

Robert: How is this supposed to help me?

Ray: Robert, I'm doing what any brother would do and if you see Debra eat a fly, I want you to tell me right away!

Debra: She did NOT eat a fly!

Ray: YES!!!!!!!

Robert: Just a second Raymond. Because what I REALLY think you are saying is "Uh oh. Robert found someone special, someone so special that she might actually be the one". But because you're such a sniveling, little insecure man, you'll do ANYTHING to keep me from having what you have!

Ray: SHE ATE A FLY!!!!

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Re: Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2007, 04:19:22 am »
Frank and Marie accidently back their car through the living room wall of Ray and Debra's house.

Frank climbs out of the car and dusts himself off. Then Marie climbs out of the driver's seat and looks at Ray and Debra....

Marie (to Ray): This is your father's fault.

 :laugh: :laugh:
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