Now don't go around talking bad about my buddy Chuck!!! Chuck is very respectful and he would never flaunt it like that. In fact whenever he stops the car he takes it and puts it under the seat. Now that is not flaunting. But he may also be afraid someone would steal it.
He'd never flaunt it? I don't know. ... I've seen the pics of him pitching horseshoes at last year's barbecue.
He can detach it and put it under the seat?
Now, who would go and do a thing like try to steal Chuck's gay thingie?
(Chuck, you know I love you more than my luggage!
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