I dont' know how I'm not fired yet.
I just had this exchange with a coworker I'll call "stacy". I was talking to "Amy" and "Stacy" walked up behind me, and gave me a quick little boot to my rear end with her foot.
Me: What?
Stacy: What do you mean?
Me: What was that for?
Stacy: What?
Me: the boot to my butt.
Stacy: I just wanted to prove I could get my foot up that high.
Me: Ok.....can't get your ankles behind your ears anymore, huh?
Stacy: