Good morning, BetterMost!
I hope that everyone had a great weekend, and is ready (uggh) for Monday morning!
Big hugs to you all today!
Today's poem was written about 3 years ago, when I first put up a personal ad online. lmao It was an experience.
Size?
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So I sign onto the 'net, for something to do
I log into a chat, to see who is who
I create a profile, I put up my pic
I started to chat, I met people, really quick
In under 5 minutes, was messaged by 3 guys
and the first question they asked was, "what is your size?"
That was their first question, right after the "hi"
wanting to know what was, between the thighs
No "what's your name", or "how are you", nothing else to say
Just wanted to know, if I was up for a quick lay
I wanted to say, "can't you show some class?
do you know that, you made yourself look like an ass?"
Did you look at my pic, and think you'd push your luck
he looks like a guy, who'd give me a quick fuck
I really do hope, I don't come off like a prude
but I just have to say, I find your approach rude
"Hey, how's it goin'?, My name is Nick,
if you've got some spare time, would you suck my dick?"
No "do you want to meet?", "Do you like to dance?"
your only thought was, to get into my pants
well here's a news flash, I don't do casual sex
if you're looking for that, go call on an ex
If you want it go get it, go for yours boy
I hope you find someone, who will let themselves be your toy
I've got no problem with you, go do what you can
but I have higher standards, because I am a man.