These are hysterical Kelda!!
Gee. Where do I start?
The most absurd international law was judged to be in the US state of Ohio, where it is illegal to get fish drunk.
Ummm. haha. Well, this sounds more like some kind of stupid ass law they would pass in Indiana. But Ohio is just next to me, so I guess this proves that stupidity is contagious and does in fact cross state lines.
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen
Can you just imagine the look on Queen Elizabeth's face if someone presented her with the tail of a dead whale?
It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
Tax season is quickly approaching. I'll try to remember this and I'm sure the IRS will appreciate it.
It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
You better watch out Kelda! And you probably shouldn't visit any archery stores the next time you're in York. It might prove a bit dangerous for you.
In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
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