Author Topic: Small Town News  (Read 1890 times)

injest

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Small Town News
« on: October 10, 2007, 07:53:38 am »
Ok....they have led off the news and promoted this story for two days now..

A man here locally has a long hair on his leg.

yes, I said leg hair. The man has a hair on his leg that is five inches long. He washes and puts conditioner on it. Went to the police station to have them witness the measuring....

a leg hair. ONE leg hair.

a few weeks ago they ran a story about someone seeing a cougar near downtown. Ran that one two days too...I thought then it was kinda a slow news day.

did the war end? the economy is perfect?

we lead the news with........leg hair.

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Offline Shasta542

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Re: Small Town News
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 07:57:27 am »
Ok....they have led off the news and promoted this story for two days now..

A man here locally has a long hair on his leg.

yes, I said leg hair. The man has a hair on his leg that is five inches long. He washes and puts conditioner on it. Went to the police station to have them witness the measuring....

a leg hair. ONE leg hair.

a few weeks ago they ran a story about someone seeing a cougar near downtown. Ran that one two days too...I thought then it was kinda a slow news day.

did the war end? the economy is perfect?

we lead the news with........leg hair.

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LOL. Slow news day, huh? I'm gonna have to look in our hometown paper -- they come up with some doozies, too, from time to time. Later! Gotta go ta work now!!!!   :-*
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Re: Small Town News
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 11:49:37 am »
We get stuff like that too.
The funniest part is that all the stories end ".....And fun was had by all!"
That just kills me.
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