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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2007, 06:52:58 pm »
How can I tell if a guy is gay?

If his tongue is in my mouth, that's a pretty good indicator.


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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2007, 06:54:45 pm »
Funny!

Is yours in my mouth or elsewhere?

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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2007, 06:58:13 pm »
Actually, this reminds me of an episode of "Murphy Brown", where a new person was hired, and they were trying to determine if he was gay or not.

They were asking about what tv shows he would like, or magazines he would read...and Corky (the ditzy blonde) says:

"What you need to do is tell him he's got something on his shoe....if he looks like this:"

she twists her leg in front of her, and looks at the sole of her shoe

"He's straight....if he looks like this:"

she bends her knee so her foot is behind her, and she looks over her shoulder

"he's gay!"

So the guy comes in, and they all start asking him questions and the answers give no clue.  So then Corky tells him he's got somethign on his shoe, and he twists his leg in front, and then bends his knee and checks from behind.

lmao

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2007, 06:59:34 pm »
Funny!

Is yours in my mouth or elsewhere?

Hugs!

right now, it's in my own mouth.  Slow Friday for me.  ;)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2007, 07:00:21 pm »
You do that too??

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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2007, 02:57:41 am »
Interesting ((Dragnet Music in Backround)

Everyone is presumed strait until proven otherwise.


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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2007, 09:53:46 am »
Thanks tampatalon!
I
nteresting, everyone is presumed straight until found otherwise?? !!

Why not: everyone is presumed a gay man, until found otherwise??

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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2007, 04:39:28 pm »

This study says you might be able to tell by the length of a mans ring & pointer fingers.  Also, that almost half of gay men are left handed.  And even by the whorl, or the way their hair grow atop their head.

Lengthy article here: "The Science of Gaydar"

http://nymag.com/news/features/33520/
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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2007, 07:51:21 pm »
I also have very bad gaydar. I've been wrong so many times I've learned not to make assumptions, and rely upon very unambiguous signs, such as someone stating explicitly that they are gay or seeing them at a gay bar.

I have a few straight friends who hang out in gay bars to get men to buy them drinks.
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Re: How To Tell If He's Gay or Straight
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2007, 07:58:13 pm »



        Thats a "real thinker there."



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