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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #150 on: November 09, 2007, 02:02:15 pm »




        I think we should buy a big bowl, put it in the center of the table and give everyone a spoon.........



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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #151 on: November 09, 2007, 02:26:54 pm »


        hey kids.........how much is the price of bran today?

50 cents a share




        I think we should buy a big bowl, put it in the center of the table and give everyone a spoon.........

Thanks, I've had mine already today, and it's already worked its magic.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #152 on: November 09, 2007, 05:11:24 pm »
I don't "yell"   ;)

Karen, we have had this discussion before, and they HEARD you in Oakland.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #153 on: November 09, 2007, 08:12:28 pm »
Son...I  don't know how often I have to say this...I DON'T DO DRAG!

Tell you what, that's too bad. On my way to the grocery store this evening, I saw a lovely little black velvet number in a shop window that would be just darlin' on you, especially when you give a concert. ...

And black is so slimming. ...

I know that only too well. ...  :-\
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #154 on: November 10, 2007, 12:42:57 am »
And black is so slimming. ...

I know that only too well. ...  :-\


Me toooo!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #155 on: November 10, 2007, 01:24:49 am »
And black is so slimming. ...

I know that only too well. ...  :-\


Me toooo!

Regardless, you look fabulous in that black sportcoat of yours, Chuck.  :)
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #156 on: November 10, 2007, 01:43:31 am »
flattery will get you everywhere.  ;)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #157 on: November 10, 2007, 01:46:35 am »
flattery will get you everywhere.  ;)

But it's twue, it's twue!  :laugh:

(Just wait'll Scott sees I suggested a black velvet dress for him. Then the merde will hit the fan. ...  ;D )
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #158 on: November 10, 2007, 01:48:16 am »
But it's twue, it's twue!  :laugh:

(Just wait'll Scott sees I suggested a black velvet dress for him. Then the merde will hit the fan. ...  ;D )


Oh yeah, it sure will!


you better run quick!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #159 on: November 10, 2007, 03:03:42 pm »
If you meet someone, and things go well, and you all think maybe you should give it a go and see if you can make something happen, one good question to always ask is: Do you keep a gun under your bed?

Conversely, if you are in the habit of keeping a firearm under your bed, disclosure of such would be a good idea at the earliest possible opportunity before using said bed.
"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."