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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #590 on: December 11, 2007, 12:11:56 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 11, 2007, 11:31:55 am
In other words, life is what happens most people when they are too busy being too busy.

It's also what happens when you are making other plans.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #591 on: December 11, 2007, 04:03:24 pm »
life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're gonna get.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #592 on: December 11, 2007, 04:03:56 pm »
Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates.  You pay more for the better ones.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #593 on: December 11, 2007, 04:06:53 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on December 11, 2007, 04:03:56 pm
Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates.  You pay more for the better ones.

What's got into you Chuck?  Maybe I should try that cleansing thing!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #594 on: December 11, 2007, 04:15:28 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on December 11, 2007, 04:03:56 pm
Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates.  You pay more for the better ones.

And you still may be in for a surprise!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #595 on: December 11, 2007, 04:39:06 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 11, 2007, 04:06:53 pm
What's got into you Chuck?  Maybe I should try that cleansing thing!


 :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #596 on: December 11, 2007, 04:54:12 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 11, 2007, 04:06:53 pm
What's got into you Chuck?  Maybe I should try that cleansing thing!

You ever have one of them Fleet enemas?  ;D
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #597 on: December 11, 2007, 04:55:19 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on December 11, 2007, 04:54:12 pm
You ever have one of them Fleet enemas?  ;D

No nor have I eaten a fired green tomato, and I don't plan on it.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #598 on: December 11, 2007, 05:00:27 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 11, 2007, 04:55:19 pm
No nor have I eaten a fired green tomato, and I don't plan on it.

Me neither.  :laugh:
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #599 on: December 11, 2007, 06:42:03 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 11, 2007, 04:55:19 pm
No nor have I eaten a fired green tomato, and I don't plan on it.

Well, you don't know what you are missing!
They are wonderful!
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