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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #710 on: December 28, 2007, 09:52:46 am »
Quote from: Shakestheground on December 28, 2007, 09:18:44 am
A couple of quote from Thomas Jefferson:

"That one hundred and fifty lawyers should do business together  ought no to be expected."

Autobiography, 6 January 1821

"The earth belongs to the living, not the dead."

Letter to John W. Epps, 24 June 1813


Thanks to Bartlett's Familar Quotations

I love Bartlett's Familiar Quotations!  :D
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Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #711 on: December 28, 2007, 11:08:29 am »
I do to, I could sit and read that all day.

"I did not have sexual realtions with that woman"  :-X :laugh:
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #712 on: December 28, 2007, 12:08:31 pm »
Quote from: Shakestheground on December 28, 2007, 11:08:29 am
I do to, I could sit and read that all day.

"I did not have sexual realtions with that woman"  :-X :laugh:

You're kiddin'?!?!? That's in Bartlett's already?  :o

I thought you had to be dead a hunnerd years before you made it into Bartlett's.  ;D
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #713 on: December 28, 2007, 12:22:56 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on December 28, 2007, 12:08:31 pm
You're kiddin'?!?!? That's in Bartlett's already?  :o

I thought you had to be dead a hunnerd years before you made it into Bartlett's.  ;D


maybe Truman's just admitin' something.  ;)
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #714 on: December 28, 2007, 12:43:37 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on December 28, 2007, 12:22:56 pm

maybe Truman's just admitin' something.  ;)

Truman had sex with Monica Lewinsky?  :o I don't believe it. He has better taste. ...  ;D
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #715 on: December 28, 2007, 01:51:12 pm »
If I had sex with a woman it would not be Monica, bless her heart. I am trying to think of some one I would. No one is coming to mind.  8)
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #716 on: December 28, 2007, 02:14:05 pm »
Quote from: Shakestheground on December 28, 2007, 01:51:12 pm
If I had sex with a woman it would not be Monica, bless her heart. I am trying to think of some one I would. No one is coming to mind.  8)

God love her!  :laugh:

I said you had better taste than to do it with Monica.  :D
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #717 on: December 29, 2007, 12:52:31 pm »
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial taxcut saves you $0.30? "
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #718 on: December 29, 2007, 01:50:49 pm »
Quote from: Shakestheground on December 28, 2007, 01:51:12 pm
If I had sex with a woman it would not be Monica, bless her heart. I am trying to think of some one I would. No one is coming to mind.  8)

Would it be Paula Jones?  ;D I bet that was what you were thinking.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #719 on: December 29, 2007, 01:59:39 pm »
Quote from: jstephens9 on December 29, 2007, 01:50:49 pm
Would it be Paula Jones?  ;D I bet that was what you were thinking.

Naw, she became a real estate agent. Yikes.
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