Imagine the Roman Empire has never fallen and we are still speaking Latin to this day.
Yes, Latin, but with all the modern expressions we know and use every day in the XXIst Century. Only difference is that they're in Latin.
Imagine "Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt" is a modern-day, cutting Latin put-down.
What does it mean in that vulgar, barbarian tongue, English?
Pick from the choices above!