and you have to muck out mares while you're thinking of them, just to be authentic!
Muck out mares?
You mean I actually have to clear up bloody horse shit?? grrrrrrrr.
Do you have any idea just how much I HATE horse shit? No? Well let me tell you all about it. You see when I drive to my parents house, through many quaint little English villages, sometimes people ride their horses on the road. BUT, as the horse trots merrily along the road, what does it deposit in great big steaming lumps??? SHIT!!
Bloody great lumps of the stuff and it gets all over my tyres!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
So I think I,ll just sit here and think steamy naughty thoughts about what Colson can do to Ellery in the bedroom without the horses thanks. The thing that pisses me off as well is, the rider just carries on merrily, and leaves the bloody shit there!!
I mean if you take your dog out for a walk, and it craps, you clear it up right? You don,t leave it there for people to come along and tread in and take home on the bottom of their shoe. So why don,t bloody horse owners clear it up!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Right end of rant about horses lol.
Now I seriously need some cheering up here, so I want PLENTY of smut when I come back in the morning please Louise, accompanied by the sounds of begging and pleading and batteries.
