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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 09:33:56 am »



Let's show our spirit for the holiday with inflatable Eyeores!  Because nothing screams "Happy" like the clinicly depressed character from "Winnie the Pooh".


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 09:34:35 am »



Spiral Christmas trees, AND disco balls on the porch!  I can hear the house beat now!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 09:35:09 am »




I call this piece, "Haphazardly Hung".


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2007, 09:36:02 am »





When you have no lawn, it's best to try to cram as much plastic light ups on it as possible.

Note the spiral tree, that has the bottom half blown out.  ::)

If it's broken, don't put it out.


also, please note the light up character by the house, next to the spiral tree, with its back turned towards everyone.  lmao


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2007, 09:36:41 am »




These people heard "nature abhors a vacuum" and thought that applied to their lawn.


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2007, 09:37:21 am »




Plastic light up ...........what can I say?


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2007, 09:38:01 am »




Not sure how Scooby Doo became Christmas, but there he is!


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2007, 09:38:44 am »

I just don't have the words...............















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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2007, 09:39:39 am »




Note the one light up decoration......fallen down on the corner of the driveway.

::)


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Re: Tacky Christmas Displays!
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2007, 09:40:21 am »




Whoever invented those inflatable things......should be shot.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!