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CONFESSIONS
« on: January 22, 2008, 03:22:46 am »
Yes or No answers only.  ;)  You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone is
brave enough to ask  ::) .
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Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?

Made out with someone on your top 8?

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

Told a lie?

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Been arrested?

Made out with someone of the same sex?

Seen someone die?

Slept in until 5pm?

Had sex at work?

Fallen asleep at work/school?

Held a snake?

Ran a red light?

Been suspended from school?

Totaled your car in an accident?

Pole danced?

Been fired from a job?

Sang karaoke?

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

Kissed in the rain?

Sang in the shower?

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

Ever gone out without underwear?

Sat on a roof top?

Played chicken?

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Broken a bone?

Mooned/flashed someone?

Shaved your head?

Slept naked?

Played a prank on someone?

Had a gym membership?

Felt like killing someone?

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

Cried over someone you were in love with?

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?

Been in a band?

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?

Shot a gun?

Had sex today?

Played strip poker?

Tripped on mushrooms?

Donated Blood?

Video taped yourself having sex?

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?

Ever jump out of an airplane?

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 03:27:01 am »
Had your picture completely naked?
No

Made out with someone on your top 8?
Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
No

Told a lie?
Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes

Been arrested?
Yes

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes

Seen someone die?
Yes

Slept in until 5pm?
No

Had sex at work?
No

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes

Held a snake?
Yes

Ran a red light?
Yes

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car in an accident?
Yes

Pole danced?
No

Been fired from a job?
Yes

Sang karaoke?
No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Kissed in the rain?
Yes

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
Yes

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?
No

Shaved your head?
No

Slept naked?
Yes

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Had a gym membership?
Yes

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Yes

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Playgirl, Playboy or similar Magazine?
No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No

Shot a gun?
Yes

Had sex today?
No

Played strip poker?
Yes

Tripped on mushrooms?
No

Donated Blood?
Yes

Video taped yourself having sex?
No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No/Yes

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Yes.
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 03:52:19 am »
Oh God Dottie! How did you dream up some of these? A few of them are horribly embarrassing, but here we go anyway...



Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?

Yes. Several times infact. But it happened before the invention of digital photography so I probably shouldn't worry about them appearing on the Internet.

Made out with someone on your top 8?

Yes. And I won't elaborate any further! :laugh:

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

Yes, and I STILL do!!

Told a lie?

Yes. Fortunately I don't do it very often, but yes I have. I'd be lying if I said no to this question.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?

Yes.

Been arrested?

Yes. Twice. Once for public intoxication and a second time for 6... yes I said 6... unpaid parking tickets.

Made out with someone of the same sex?

Absolutely! I've never been with a person of the opposite sex. Well actually I have (or did) but nothing happened. It was disgusting and terrible.

Seen someone die?

Yes. I used to work in a nursing home and I often spent my time at bedside with people. Actually it was quite beautiful. Many of them had very peaceful and happy death experiences.

Slept in until 5pm?

Years ago. My job and my dog prevent me from doing it now, otherwise I still would .

Had sex at work?

Technically yes. PM me if you want details!! :laugh:

Fallen asleep at work/school?

I'm sure I have but I really don't remember doing something like that.

Held a snake?

Yes. Many times and in more ways than one! Both the two eyed and one eyed variety! I love snakes! They are very cute.

Ran a red light?

Yes.

Been suspended from school?

Not suspended but I was in detention more times than not.

Totaled your car in an accident?

Yes.

Pole danced?

Not pole danced but I've stripped danced before.

Been fired from a job?

Yes. Several times.

Sang karaoke?

No.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

All the time.

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?

YES!! God how embarrassing!!

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

Yes.

Kissed in the rain?

Oh God yes.

Sang in the shower?

Yes.

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

Yes! And I'm not telling you what I named Alex's tally whacker!

Ever gone out without underwear?

I've gone out in my back yard without my britches on, but I don't think this is what you meant. So, probably no. Maybe I should think about it a little bit more before answering.

Sat on a roof top?

Yes. Many times. My house has roof windows (dormer windows) and I always go out there to star gaze and think about things.

Played chicken?

Yes. This was a very popular car dare type game back in the late 1970's. Yes I have and I always lost.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Probably.

Broken a bone?

Yes. Several.

Mooned/flashed someone?

No, I don't think so.

Shaved your head?

No.

Slept naked?

No. But I do sleep in my underwear during the summer. Pajamas in the winter.

Played a prank on someone?

Yes. Thousands of them! But I can take a prank pulled on me too!

Had a gym membership?

Yes.

Felt like killing someone?

No! I'm certain I've never felt that!

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

Probably.

Cried over someone you were in love with?

Yes. Many many times.

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?

Yes.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?

Yes, back when I was a kid. They used to sell them here. But they didn't last more than a week or two.

Been in a band?

Yes. Both the marching band in high school, and I've also belonged to several orchestras over the years.

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?

Or similar? Yes.

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?

Yes. Ever play quarters?

Shot a gun?

Yes, but only at paper targets and I didn't like it at all.

Had sex today?

Not today. No. My boyfriend lives in England, but he will be back here in March! :)

Played strip poker?

Used to.

Tripped on mushrooms?

Magic mushrooms? Yes. Years ago.

Donated Blood?

I used to. But during 9/11 they wouldn't accept blood from me because I was gay.

Video taped yourself having sex?

No.

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?

Yes. Both. And both in New Orleans. I have relatives there and many of them eat both of those.

Ever jump out of an airplane?

No. But I'd love to. It's one of my dreams.

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

Yes. My parents loved to travel and often took us with them when I was growing up.

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?

Probably.




Thanks Dottie!! Those were good questions! :D

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 04:22:24 am »

*snip
.....tally whacker!


I LOVE that phrase/word  :laugh:
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 02:08:49 pm »
O.K.  Here's my answers!

Had your picture completely naked?
Yes

Made out with someone on your top 8?
Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yes

Told a lie?
Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes, a number of times.

Been arrested?
Never

Made out with someone of the same sex?
No.

Seen someone die?
No, unless you count pets.

Slept in until 5pm?
No, not unless I'm sick

Had sex at work?
No

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Nodded off occasionally for a few seconds at work, but fallen asleep - no

Held a snake?
Yes

Ran a red light?
Yes

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car in an accident?
No

Pole danced?
No

Been fired from a job?
Yes

Sang karaoke?
No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Kissed in the rain?
Yes

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
No!

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
Not sure what this, but probably not, because I am a great big chicken

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
I don't think so

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?
No

Shaved your head?
absolutely not!

Slept naked?
Yes

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Had a gym membership?
Yes

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes several times

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Yes

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?
No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No!

Shot a gun?
no

Had sex today?
No

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
No!

Donated Blood?
No

Video taped yourself having sex?
No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No, neither

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No.

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
No I don't think so
 
 
 

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 02:24:25 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?  Nope

Made out with someone on your top 8?  Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?  Yes

Told a lie?  Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?  Yes OH Yes

Been arrested?  Nope

Made out with someone of the same sex?  Hell ya

Seen someone die?   :'(  Yes my brother

Slept in until 5pm?  Never

Had sex at work?  God no

Fallen asleep at work/school?  Yes

Held a snake?  Yep

Ran a red light?  Um...yeah

Been suspended from school? Nope

Totaled your car in an accident?  Yeah

Pole danced? No

Been fired from a job?  Yep

Sang karaoke?  Once...enough for me

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?  Everday

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?  LOL...now that's funny don't care who ya are

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?  Yep

Kissed in the rain?  Oh yes...what a memory

Sang in the shower? Uh-huh

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?  No

Ever gone out without underwear?  Yep

Sat on a roof top?   :) yeah...another good memory

Played chicken?  No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No

Broken a bone?  Yes

Mooned/flashed someone?  Good Lord no...LOL

Shaved your head?  Nope

Slept naked?  Every night

Played a prank on someone? Sure

Had a gym membership?  Yes

Felt like killing someone? :( yeah

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?  Again :( yeah

Cried over someone you were in love with?  Still do

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?  Hehehehehe...I'll never tell...yeah

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No

Been in a band?  No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?  Nope...DVD's work much better

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?  Yes sir

Shot a gun?  Yes ma'am

Had sex today?  You could say that

Played strip poker?  Once

Tripped on mushrooms?  Nope

Donated Blood?  Yes

Video taped yourself having sex?  Not to my knowledge...if you know something I don't let me know

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?  Yes both

Ever jump out of an airplane?  Hell no

Have you been to more than 10 countries?  No...6

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?  I have

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 04:44:06 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked? yes

Made out with someone on your top 8?   ??

Danced in front of your mirror naked? yes, I love that.  ;D

Told a lie?  yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? oh yes  :(

Been arrested?  no

Made out with someone of the same sex?  no, not yet.

Seen someone die?  yes

Slept in until 5pm?  yes

Had sex at work?  no

Fallen asleep at work/school?  yes

Held a snake?  yes. Feels good!

Ran a red light?  yes

Been suspended from school?  yes

Totaled your car in an accident?  no

Pole danced?  no

Been fired from a job?  no

Sang karaoke?  yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?  yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?  yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?  yes

Kissed in the rain?  yes

Sang in the shower?  yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?  yes.  ;D

Ever gone out without underwear?  yes

Sat on a roof top?  yes

Played chicken?  ??

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?  no

Broken a bone?  no

Mooned/flashed someone?  no

Shaved your head?  no, not my head.

Slept naked?  yes

Played a prank on someone?  no

Had a gym membership?  no

Felt like killing someone?  yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?  yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?  yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day? yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?  no

Been in a band?  no

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?  no

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?  yes

Shot a gun?  no

Had sex today?  yes

Played strip poker?  no

Tripped on mushrooms?  no

Donated Blood?  yes

Video taped yourself having sex?  no

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?  no. But I´d like to try alligator meat.

Ever jump out of an airplane?  no

Have you been to more than 10 countries?  yes

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?  yes

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 02:54:30 pm »
  You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone is
brave enough to ask
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Ever gone out without underwear? Yes


Do tell.  ;D

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 07:51:25 pm »

Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?  No

Made out with someone on your top 8? I don't know what that means. Call me stupid!

Danced in front of your mirror naked?   No

Told a lie?  Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?  Yes

Been arrested?  No

Made out with someone of the same sex?  No

Seen someone die?  Yes

Slept in until 5pm?  No

Had sex at work?  No

Fallen asleep at work/school?  No

Held a snake?  Yes

Ran a red light?  Yes

Been suspended from school?  Yes

Totaled your car in an accident?  No *knocks wood*

Pole danced?  No

Been fired from a job?  Yes  >:(

Sang karaoke?  No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?  Probably

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?  No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?  No

Kissed in the rain?  No

Sang in the shower?  No

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?  No

Ever gone out without underwear?  No

Sat on a roof top?  No

Played chicken?  Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?  No

Broken a bone?  No *knocks wood again*

Mooned/flashed someone?  No

Shaved your head?  No

Slept naked?  Yes

Played a prank on someone?  Yes

Had a gym membership?  Yes

Felt like killing someone?  Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?  No

Cried over someone you were in love with?  Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?  No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?  No

Been in a band?  No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?  No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?  No

Shot a gun?  Yes

Had sex today?  No

Played strip poker?  No

Tripped on mushrooms?  No. (maybe I should have taken my friend up on her offer back in the 80s)

Donated Blood?  Yes

Video taped yourself having sex?  No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?  Yes  (frog legs. I was a kid. Never again!)

Ever jump out of an airplane?  No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?  No  :(

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?  Yes
 
 
 

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 07:44:56 am »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?  No

Made out with someone on your top 8? I don't know what that means either

Danced in front of your mirror naked?   No

Told a lie?  Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?  Yes

Been arrested? Almost for protesting human rights (never knew I could run that fast)

Made out with someone of the same sex?  yep

Seen someone die?  no

Slept in until 5pm?  oh yes

Had sex at work?  No

Fallen asleep at work several times (none recent)

Held a snake?  no snakes in the country where I live

Ran a red light?  Yes

Been suspended from school?  Suspended No Detention Yep

Totaled your car in an accident?  Not my fault though

Pole danced?  No

Been fired from a job?  never

Sang karaoke?  ok I confess yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?  frequently

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?  No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?  yep

Kissed in the rain?  No

Sang in the shower?  yep

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?  No

Ever gone out without underwear?  No

Sat on a roof top?  yep

Played chicken?  no but **** firedrills

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?  yep

Broken a bone?  yep

Mooned/flashed someone?  never

Shaved your head?  No

Slept naked?  Yes

Played a prank on someone?  Yes

Had a gym membership?  Yes

Felt like killing someone?  never

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?  yep

Cried over someone you were in love with?  Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day? yep

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?  what the?

Been in a band?  yep

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?  No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?  yep

Shot a gun?  Yes

Had sex today?  No (still got 23 hours and 23 mints left though LOL)

Played strip poker?  No

Tripped on mushrooms?  No. heck I am so clumsly I'd trip over anything hehehe

Donated Blood?  dont't like needles

Video taped yourself having sex?  No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?  Yes/Yes and sorry roast guinea pig

Ever jump out of an airplane?  No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?  yep

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? no
 

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 11:46:52 pm »
Had your picture completely naked: No

Made out with someone on your top 8: ???

Danced in front of your mirror naked: No

Told a lie: Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back: Yes

Been arrested: Yes

Made out with someone of the same sex: NO

Seen someone die: Yes

Slept in until 5pm: Yes

Had sex at work: NO

Fallen asleep at work/school: Yes

Held a snake: Yes

Ran a red light: Yes

Been suspended from school: Yes

Totaled your car in an accident: No

Pole danced: No

Been fired from a job: No

Sang karaoke: Yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t: Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose: Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue: No

Kissed in the rain: Yes

Sang in the shower: Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname: No

Ever gone out without underwear: Yes

Sat on a roof top: No

Played chicken: Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: Yes

Broken a bone: No

Mooned/flashed someone: No

Shaved your head: No

Slept naked: Yes

Played a prank on someone: Yes

Had a gym membership: Yes

Felt like killing someone: Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry: Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with: Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day: Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets: No

Been in a band: No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine: No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol: Yes

Shot a gun: No

Had sex today: No

Played strip poker: Yes

Tripped on mushrooms: No

Donated Blood: No

Video taped yourself having sex: No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs: NO

Ever jump out of an airplane: NO

Have you been to more than 10 countries: No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend: Yes
Why so serious..............It's all part of the plan...........lets put a smile on that face

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2008, 08:59:17 am »

Yes or No answers only.  ;)  You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone is
brave enough to ask  ::) .
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Have you ever:

Had your picture taken completely naked? No, not completely!  ;)

Made out with someone on your top 8? Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked? No

Told a lie? Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes

Been arrested? No comment, Your Honour!   :(

Made out with someone of the same sex? Yes

Seen someone die? Yes

Slept in until 5pm? Yes

Had sex at work? Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Held a snake? Yes - I've held many trouser snakes!  ;)   :D

Ran a red light? Yes

Been suspended from school? No

Totaled your car in an accident? No

Pole danced? No

Been fired from a job? No

Sang karaoke? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh, God, yes!

Laughed until a drink came out your nose? No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

Kissed in the rain? Yes - and it was more than just kissing!  :-*

Sang in the shower? Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname? Yes

Ever gone out without underwear? Yes

Sat on a roof top? Yes

Played chicken?  ???

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No

Broken a bone? Yes

Mooned/flashed someone? Yes, but only after it was done to me first!  :o

Shaved your head? Mother Nature shaved my head for me! :-\   :'(

Slept naked? Never when I'm alone!  ;)

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Had a gym membership? Yes

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day? Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?  ???

Been in a band? I sang in a choir with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra in Sydney Town Hall once! Does that count?

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine? Yes

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Yes

Shot a gun? Yes (It was an insurance requirement for a job I once had - target practice only)

Had sex today? No

Played strip poker? No

Tripped on mushrooms? Nope, just acid!  8)

Donated Blood? Yes

Video taped yourself having sex? Why?!  :-\ No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs? Yetch!  :P  No!

Ever jump out of an airplane? NO!!! I don't even jump IN to airplanes, let alone OUT of them!  :o

Have you been to more than 10 countries? No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes

Gasp! that was soooo revealing!    8)
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2008, 10:23:53 am »
Yes or No answers only.  ;)  You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone is
brave enough to ask  ::) .
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Have you ever:

Had your picture taken completely naked? No, not completely!  ;)

Made out with someone on your top 8? Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked? No

Told a lie? Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes

Been arrested? No comment, Your Honour!   :(

Send me a pm!!!   ;D

Made out with someone of the same sex? Yes

Seen someone die? Yes

Slept in until 5pm? Yes

Had sex at work? Yes

ok, TWO pms!!

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Held a snake? Yes - I've held many trouser snakes!  ;)   :D

Ran a red light? Yes

Been suspended from school? No

Totaled your car in an accident? No

Pole danced? No

Been fired from a job? No

Sang karaoke? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh, God, yes!

Laughed until a drink came out your nose? No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

Kissed in the rain? Yes - and it was more than just kissing!  :-*

danced? played dominoes? what??

Sang in the shower? Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname? Yes

and what was the name???

Ever gone out without underwear? Yes

Sat on a roof top? Yes

Played chicken?  ???

this is a game where you drive your car head on at another car and see who turns first...resulted in death more than once..

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No

Broken a bone? Yes

Which one and how?

Mooned/flashed someone? Yes, but only after it was done to me first!  :o

Shaved your head? Mother Nature shaved my head for me! :-\   :'(

Slept naked? Never when I'm alone!  ;)

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Had a gym membership? Yes

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day? Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?  ???

they are hard little shells with bugs inside....don't remember why they are in there but it is a natural phenom that they used to sell, when they got warm the bugs inside would try to get out...making them 'jump'

Been in a band? I sang in a choir with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra in Sydney Town Hall once! Does that count?

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine? Yes

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Yes

Shot a gun? Yes (It was an insurance requirement for a job I once had - target practice only)

Had sex today? No

Played strip poker? No

Tripped on mushrooms? Nope, just acid!  8)

KERRY!!

Donated Blood? Yes

Video taped yourself having sex? Why?!  :-\ No

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs? Yetch!  :P  No!

Ever jump out of an airplane? NO!!! I don't even jump IN to airplanes, let alone OUT of them!  :o

Have you been to more than 10 countries? No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes

Gasp! that was soooo revealing!    8)

LOL!!!!!!


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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2008, 10:29:28 am »
Yes or No answers only.    You are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone is
brave enough to ask   .
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked? no

Made out with someone on your top 8? ??

Danced in front of your mirror naked? no

Told a lie? yep

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yes

Been arrested? no

Made out with someone of the same sex? no

Seen someone die? yes

Slept in until 5pm? yep

Had sex at work? yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? yes

Held a snake? yes

Ran a red light? no

Been suspended from school? no

Totaled your car in an accident? no

Pole danced? no

Been fired from a job? no

Sang karaoke? no

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose? yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

Kissed in the rain? yes

Sang in the shower? yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname? yep

Ever gone out without underwear? yep

Sat on a roof top? yep

Played chicken? yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes

Broken a bone? yes

Mooned/flashed someone? no

Shaved your head? no

Slept naked? yes

Played a prank on someone? yes

Had a gym membership? no

Felt like killing someone? yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes

Cried over someone you were in love with? yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day? yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? yes

Been in a band? no

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine? no

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? no

Shot a gun? yes

Had sex today? yes

Played strip poker? no

Tripped on mushrooms? no

Donated Blood? no

Video taped yourself having sex? no

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs? no

Ever jump out of an airplane? no

Have you been to more than 10 countries? no

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? no
 

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2008, 10:57:19 am »
Had your picture completely naked?
Yes
Made out with someone on your top 8?
Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yes

Told a lie?
Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes

Been arrested?
Twice

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes

Seen someone die?
No

Slept in until 5pm?
Yes

Had sex at work?
Come to think of it, no.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes

Held a snake?
Yes

Ran a red light?
Daily

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car in an accident?
Yes

Pole danced?
Sort of

Been fired from a job?
Yes

Sang karaoke?
No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Kissed in the rain?
Yes

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
No

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

Shaved your head?
No yet

Slept naked?
Last night

Played a prank on someone?
Yes, all the time

Had a gym membership?
Yes

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
..........sorry, no.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Yes

Been in a band?
Not really

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?
HaHaHa

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Gawd no.

Shot a gun?
Yes

Had sex today?
The day is young.

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
HeHeHee Hell yeah.

Donated Blood?
About a week later!

Video taped yourself having sex?
Yeah.....

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
I think so

Ever jump out of an airplane?
Hell no

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
Only 8 so far

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Sure.
 
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2008, 12:04:48 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?

No

Made out with someone on your top 8?

Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

Yes

Told a lie?

Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Yes

Been arrested?

No

Made out with someone of the same sex?

No

Seen someone die?

Yes

Slept in until 5pm?

Yes

Had sex at work?

Yes. (His; not mine)

Fallen asleep at work/school?

Yes

Held a snake?

Yes

Ran a red light?

No

Been suspended from school?

No

Totaled your car in an accident?

No

Pole danced?

No

Been fired from a job?

No

Sang karaoke?

No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?

No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

Yes

Kissed in the rain?

Yes

Sang in the shower?

Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

Yes

Ever gone out without underwear?

Yes

Sat on a roof top?

Yes

Played chicken?

No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Yes

Broken a bone?

Yes

Mooned/flashed someone?

Yes

Shaved your head?

No

Slept naked?

Yes

Played a prank on someone?

Yes

Had a gym membership?

Yes

Felt like killing someone?

Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?

Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?

Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?

Yes

Been in a band?

No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?

No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?

No

Shot a gun?

Yes

Had sex today?

No

Played strip poker?

No

Tripped on mushrooms?

No

Donated Blood?

Yes

Video taped yourself having sex?

Yes

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?

Yes, Yes

Ever jump out of an airplane?

No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?

Yes
"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2008, 12:17:29 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?  Yes
Made out with someone on your top 8?  ???
Danced in front of your mirror naked?  Yes
Told a lie?  Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes
Been arrested?  Yes
Made out with someone of the same sex?  Yes
Seen someone die?  Yes
Slept in until 5pm?  Yes
Had sex at work?  No
Fallen asleep at work/school?  Yes
Held a snake?  Yes
Ran a red light?  Yes
Been suspended from school?  No
Totaled your car in an accident?  Yes
Pole danced?  No
Been fired from a job?  No
Sang karaoke?  Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?  Yes
Laughed until a drink came out your nose?  Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?  Yes
Kissed in the rain?  Yes
Sang in the shower?  Yes
Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?  No
Ever gone out without underwear?  Yes
Sat on a roof top?  Yes
Played chicken?  No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?  No
Broken a bone?  Yes
Mooned/flashed someone?  No
Shaved your head?  No
Slept naked?  Yes
Played a prank on someone?  Yes
Had a gym membership?  Yes
Felt like killing someone?  Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?  Yes
Cried over someone you were in love with?  Yes
Had sex more than 3 times in one day?  Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?  No
Been in a band?  No
Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?  No
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?  Yes
Shot a gun?  Yes
Had sex today?  No
Played strip poker?  Yes
Tripped on mushrooms?  Yes
Donated Blood?  Yes
Video taped yourself having sex?  No
Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?  No, Yes
Ever jump out of an airplane?  Not yet
Have you been to more than 10 countries?  No
Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?  Yes
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2008, 12:40:14 pm »
Have you ever:





Mooned/flashed someone?

Yes



Video taped yourself having sex?

Yes




I knew you are a wild girl!  ;D

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2008, 12:48:39 pm »
Had your picture completely naked?
Yes
Made out with someone on your top 8?
Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yes

Told a lie?
Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes

Been arrested?
Twice

send me a pm!!

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes

Seen someone die?
No

Slept in until 5pm?
Yes

Had sex at work?
Come to think of it, no.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes

Held a snake?
Yes

Ran a red light?
Daily

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car in an accident?
Yes

Pole danced?
Sort of

Been fired from a job?
Yes

Sang karaoke?
No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Kissed in the rain?
Yes

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
No

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

Shaved your head?
No yet

Slept naked?
Last night

Played a prank on someone?
Yes, all the time

Had a gym membership?
Yes

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
..........sorry, no.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Yes

Been in a band?
Not really

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?
HaHaHa

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Gawd no.

Shot a gun?
Yes

Had sex today?
The day is young.

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
HeHeHee Hell yeah.

Donated Blood?
About a week later!

Video taped yourself having sex?
Yeah.....

send me the URL!!   ;D

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
I think so

Ever jump out of an airplane?
Hell no

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
Only 8 so far

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Sure.
 

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2008, 01:08:58 pm »
Awe it ain;t no big deal Jess, I got two DUIs in the same night back in 1990. Will be 18 years ago next week, the night Nelson Mandella was released. I plan on that being the last time too. I had writing about it before on my comming to terms rant.  ;D

And as for the URL: not only is that recording not on line, it no longers exisits!  :laugh:
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2008, 01:10:20 pm »
Awe it ain;t no big deal Jess, I got two DUIs in the same night back in 1990. Will be 18 years ago next week, the night Nelson Mandella was released. I plan on that being the last time too. I had writing about it before on my comming to terms rant.  ;D

And as for the URL: not only is that recording not on line, it no longers exisits!  :laugh:

so you THINK!!

 ;) ;) ;D
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2008, 01:11:25 pm »
but that is funny...(since it was a long time ago and no one got hurt) TWICE? in one night?

you were drunk!

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2008, 02:52:56 pm »
Ok here goes, confessions of Souxi lol.


Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?
No

Made out with someone on your top 8?
I don,t know what that means so I can,t answer that one.

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

Good God no lol, the mirror would crack!!

Told a lie?

Yes.

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Yes.

Been arrested?
No

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes.

Seen someone die?
Yes loads of times. I spent 10 years in geriatric nursing. Death was an almost daily occurance.

Slept in until 5pm?
No.

Had sex at work?
No

Fallen asleep at work/school?
No

Held a snake?
No

Ran a red light?
No

Been suspended from school?
No but I had dention for an hour once after school for playing truant 3 times.

Totaled your car in an accident?
No

Pole danced?
Good God no lol

Been fired from a job?
Yes and it was unfairly too.

Sang karaoke?
Nooooo my voice would shatter glass lol

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
No

Kissed in the rain?
Don,t remember.

Sang in the shower?
No


Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
No

Ever gone out without underwear?
No

Sat on a roof top?
No

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?

Good grief no. I keep my clothes on thanks. Don,t want people being ill lol.

Shaved your head?
No


Slept naked?
Many years ago when I had a half decent body but not now. yuk.

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Had a gym membership?
No

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes, bitterly.

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
Maybe when I first got married. Been so long I dont honestly remember lol.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
No

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?
No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Yes

Shot a gun?
No

Had sex today?
No

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
No

Donated Blood?
No

Video taped yourself having sex?
No



Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
No

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2008, 03:12:46 pm »
now Souxi....I think we need to go back and take a look at some of them answers.....I see that naughty gleam in your eye..... ;) ;)


 :laugh:

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2008, 03:17:38 pm »
now Souxi....I think we need to go back and take a look at some of them answers.....I see that naughty gleam in your eye..... ;) ;)


 :laugh:

Now I wonder which answer caught your eye then eh?  I thought they might raise a few eyebrows lol. ;) :laugh:

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2008, 03:41:26 pm »
Now I wonder which answer caught your eye then eh?  I thought they might raise a few eyebrows lol. ;) :laugh:

just seemed to be a little too much protesting there..."Oh no not ME!!"..."dance NAKED? MOON someone?? have sex at work??!!" uh huh....

*eyeing Souxi suspiciously*

and a few too many nos....


 ;) ;D

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2008, 03:46:34 pm »
just seemed to be a little too much protesting there..."Oh no not ME!!"..."dance NAKED? MOON someone?? have sex at work??!!" uh huh....

*eyeing Souxi suspiciously*

and a few too many nos....


 ;) ;D

I can PROMISE you I have NEVER done any of those things honestly. If I had, I would happily confess lol. And dance naked? With this body?? OMFG, it,s tooooooooooo hideous to show off to the world, I keep it covered up lol. It,d be like nelly the elephant lol. And all those "no,s" are honestly truthful, really they are. I,m watching you eyeing me suspiciously missy. *eyes jess susipiciously back*  ;) :laugh:

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2008, 04:13:35 pm »
I knew you are a wild girl!  ;D

LOL. The word is WERE, Dagi ...... were. That wildness and hard body is way in the PAST.    :P
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2008, 04:15:35 pm »
I can PROMISE you I have NEVER done any of those things honestly. If I had, I would happily confess lol. And dance naked? With this body?? OMFG, it,s tooooooooooo hideous to show off to the world, I keep it covered up lol. It,d be like nelly the elephant lol. And all those "no,s" are honestly truthful, really they are. I,m watching you eyeing me suspiciously missy. *eyes jess susipiciously back*  ;) :laugh:

who.. what?? ME???

pure as the driven snow....that is me...uh huh...

now WHERE did I leave my halo.....

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2008, 04:16:28 pm »
who.. what?? ME???

pure as the driven snow....that is me...uh huh...

now WHERE did I leave my halo.....

It,s that pile of rust you can see on the floor Jess.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2008, 04:18:57 pm »
It,s that pile of rust you can see on the floor Jess.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

*gasp*

the nerve!! are you implying my halo isn't all it should be??!!

I wasn't gonna bring it up but...my kids??








immaculate conception....









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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2008, 04:20:21 pm »
I am really amazed at how many people have handled a snake.

Since a number of folks are scratching their head about the Top 8, The way I interpreted it was if I made a list, say of the 20 people I would most like to have sex with, or spend time with, etc, numbers 1 thru 8 would be the top 8. Granted I have a tendency to put celebrities that high on the list, but not all the time..... ;)
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2008, 04:21:25 pm »
immaculate conception....

I am going to clean my car so I have an immaculate contraption.  :laugh:
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2008, 04:21:40 pm »
I am really amazed at how many people have handled a snake.

Since a number of folks are scratching their head about the Top 8, The way I interpreted it was if I made a list, say of the 20 people I would most like to have sex with, or spend time with, etc, numbers 1 thru 8 would be the top 8. Granted I have a tendency to put celebrities that high on the list, but not all the time..... ;)

ok so who is on your list (famous people only...you don't have to share the other ones...)










(not that you HAVE to say who is on your list at all of course...entirely up to you!)

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2008, 04:23:17 pm »
I am going to clean my car so I have an immaculate contraption.  :laugh:

the stuff in my car is the only thing protecting the upholstery!! Don gets onto me all the time about my car but last summer when a can of soda blew up in there?? not a drop got on the upholstery (my plan WORKED)  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2008, 04:24:26 pm »
and regarding the snake...I held one when we went on a school field trip to the zoo...I would bet that is the case for a lot of people here...

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2008, 04:33:10 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?

no

Made out with someone on your top 8?

no

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

yes

Told a lie?

yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

yes

Been arrested?

no

Made out with someone of the same sex?

lmao!   yes

Seen someone die?

no

Slept in until 5pm?

no

Had sex at work?

no

Fallen asleep at work/school?

yes

Held a snake?

yes

Ran a red light?

yes

Been suspended from school?

no

Totaled your car in an accident?

yes

Pole danced?

yes

Been fired from a job?

yes

Sang karaoke?

yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?

yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

yes

Kissed in the rain?

no

Sang in the shower?

yes

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

no

Ever gone out without underwear?

no

Sat on a roof top?

yes

Played chicken?

no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

no

Broken a bone?

no

Mooned/flashed someone?

no

Shaved your head?

yes

Slept naked?

yes

Played a prank on someone?

yes

Had a gym membership?

yes

Felt like killing someone?

yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?

yes

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?

no

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?

yes

Been in a band?

no

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?

no

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?

no

Shot a gun?

no

Had sex today?

no

Played strip poker?

no

Tripped on mushrooms?

no

Donated Blood?

no

Video taped yourself having sex?

no

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?

aligator meat = yes  frogs legs = no

Ever jump out of an airplane?

no

Have you been to more than 10 countries?

no

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?

yes


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2008, 04:36:39 pm »
It surprises me how many people DON'T name their or their partners privates... :laugh: :laugh:

I thought that was pretty universal for males at least...

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« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2008, 04:38:04 pm »
Quote
Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?

no

We could have a "name the parts" contest for you, Chuck.  ;D
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2008, 04:38:49 pm »
*gasp*

the nerve!! are you implying my halo isn't all it should be??!!

I wasn't gonna bring it up but...my kids??








immaculate conception....









 ;D ;D ;D

Well maybe the "rusty halo look" is the "in thing now" Jess lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And as for my kids, I got them in the supermarket, 3 for the price of 2 lol. :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2008, 04:39:19 pm »
Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes


Big Brother, if no one has asked yet, explain, please!   ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2008, 04:40:15 pm »
It surprises me how many people DON'T name their or their partners privates... :laugh: :laugh:

I thought that was pretty universal for males at least...

I don,t even LOOK at his "bits" let alone give them pet names. ewwwwwwwwwwwww. blurgh. *rushes off to be sick*   :laugh:

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2008, 04:44:30 pm »
I don,t even LOOK at his "bits" let alone give them pet names. ewwwwwwwwwwwww. blurgh. *rushes off to be sick*   :laugh:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


oh now!!!

where is this store you got them kids at? I want some more!!

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2008, 04:45:08 pm »
I am still waiting for Truman's list!!

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2008, 04:47:00 pm »
Lets see......

1. George Clooney
2. Vin Diesel
3. Claude Van Dam
4. Vincent D'orofreno (?sp.)
5. Ann Coulter (because I am suspicious)
6. Brad Pitt
7. Mario Lopez
8. Toby Keith
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« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2008, 04:48:51 pm »

Big Brother, if no one has asked yet, explain, please!   ;D

I was once accused of not having testicles, so I had to clear that up right away.
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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2008, 04:52:03 pm »
Lets see......

1. George Clooney
2. Vin Diesel
3. Claude Van Dam
4. Vincent D'orofreno (?sp.)
5. Ann Coulter (because I am suspicious)
6. Brad Pitt
7. Mario Lopez
8. Toby Keith

ok I have trouble ranking but

George Clooney
Mel Gibson
Patrick Stewart
Liam Neeson
Jake Gyllenhaal
Keith Anderson
Harrison Ford
Ewan McGregor

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2008, 04:52:42 pm »
I was once accused of not having testicles, so I had to clear that up right away.

 :-X :-X :-X

 :laugh: :laugh:

you men go thru so much we women never know about...

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2008, 05:18:02 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?     Yes.  But that was many years and just as many pounds ago.   LOL

and YOUR url????

Made out with someone on your top 8?    Nope.

Danced in front of your mirror naked?    No.  LOL

Told a lie?    No.  Wait? that was a lie.

LOL!!

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?    Oh yeah.    :-\

Been arrested?    No.

Made out with someone of the same sex?    You bet!  ;)

NO WAY!! really???

Seen someone die?     Fortunately NO.

Slept in until 5pm?    Nope.

Had sex at work?    YES.   ;D

ok....details...come on...PM me if you have to....

Fallen asleep at work/school?    No.

Held a snake?    Just a trouser snake.    ::)

Ran a red light?    No, just a few yellow ones.

Been suspended from school?  No.

Totaled your car in an accident?   No.

Pole danced?     Not yet.

got plans to??

Been fired from a job?    Yes.  But they hired me back.

Sang karaoke?    No.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?   Oh yeah.    :(

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?    Yup.   :laugh:

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?     Of course.

Kissed in the rain?     Nope. 

Sang in the shower?    LOL,  No.

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?    LOL.  No.

Ever gone out without underwear?    Once.

Sat on a roof top?    Yes.

Played chicken?    OMG No.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?   LOL.  No.

Broken a bone?   No.

Mooned/flashed someone?    Yes.     ;D


ok fess up!!

Shaved your head?    No.

Slept naked?   You bet.

Played a prank on someone?    Often.

Had a gym membership?    ROFLOL.   Nope

Felt like killing someone?   Only one?

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?    Yes.

Cried over someone you were in love with?    Oh yeah.

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?      Yes.  ;)

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?       LOL.  Yes.

Been in a band?   No.

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?   No.

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?    Mmmmm,  No.

Shot a gun?    Yes.

Had sex today?    By myself, yes.

go David!!   :laugh:

Played strip poker?    When I was like 10 yrs old.  LOL.

WHAT???

Tripped on mushrooms?   Nope.

Donated Blood?     No.

Video taped yourself having sex?   Not that I'm aware of. 

hee hee....

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?   No and No.

Ever jump out of an airplane?    Egads No!

Have you been to more than 10 countries?    Nope.  

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?   Been there, done that.
 

 ;D ;D

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2008, 05:43:26 pm »
LOL!    :laugh: 

Well, it was after hours.  Does that still count?

A couple of years ago a "friend with benefits" was with me and we had sex in my bosses office.   In his chair and on his desk.   LOL.

Boy that sure put a smile on my face the next time I was in his office for a meeting.    :laugh:



Oh!   and I mooned some co-workers there too.  They were working outside my window and making faces at me.   They were making different faces when I mooned them.    LOL.

   And then a few years later at a co-workers Wedding, we took one of those disposable cameras from the table into the mensrooms and made a group Moon photo. Then we slipped the camera back onto another table.  LOL.



you so bad!!!

and ya'll all look so SERIOUS in all those commercials and news pieces.....

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2008, 05:44:16 pm »
Oh the Strip poker thing?     LOL.   That was with other 10 year olds!    Nothing kinky.   Although I think that is what the kid was hoping who hosted it.   He was 10 also.     He suggested it.  It was just a big group of us boys over for a pool party.    Once the group realized he had stacked the deck so we'd all lose they got up and left.    LOL.

I wonder where that guy is today?   I lost track of him after 6th grade.    :-\

dang...he was a playah at 10?? sounds like you need to FIND that guy...

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Re: CONFESSIONS
« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2008, 06:43:18 am »
Hey Jess I found this for your halo, thought it might come in handy.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*runs and hides*


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« Reply #52 on: February 03, 2008, 09:33:38 am »
Hey Jess I found this for your halo, thought it might come in handy.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*runs and hides*



oh! it's gonna be like THAT is it??!!

 >:( >:(








 :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #53 on: February 03, 2008, 10:02:03 am »
oh! it's gonna be like THAT is it??!!

 >:( >:(








 :laugh: :laugh:

It was a typo, honest it was, it was.  :laugh: :laugh:
 If I did anything I shouldn,t have in my list, I was probably forced too lol. (and if you beleive that, you,ll beleive anything) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #54 on: February 03, 2008, 01:08:29 pm »
We could have a "name the parts" contest for you, Chuck.  ;D

Sounds like a new poll to me  ;)  ;D
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« Reply #55 on: February 03, 2008, 06:18:44 pm »
Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?     Yes.  But they were deleted almost immediately from the digital camera!!!

Made out with someone on your top 8?    Yes - and this means your top 8 friends on myspace/facebook etc)

Danced in front of your mirror naked?    YesL

Told a lie?    Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?    Oh yeah.    

Been arrested?    No.

Made out with someone of the same sex?    Once - but it was more of a dare than real  ;)

Seen someone die?     Yes.

Slept in until 5pm?    Yes.

Had sex at work?    No.   

Fallen asleep at work/school?    Nodded off for 5 secs/ nearly fallen asleep, you know when you do that jolt head thing!?!

Held a snake?    yes 

Ran a red light?    Well, I would say no, but the points on my licence say yes, but I still to this day swar it was amber.

Been suspended from school?  No.

Totaled your car in an accident?   No.

Pole danced?     No but you can take pole dancing exercise classes - I may try it out one day!

Been fired from a job?    No.

Sang karaoke?    Yes - lots! I love Kareoke... and singstar!

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?   Yes.  

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?    Yup.   :laugh:

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?     Of course.

Kissed in the rain?     Probably

Sang in the shower?    All the time!

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?    No.

Ever gone out without underwear?    Once.

Sat on a roof top?    Yes.

Played chicken?    No.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?    No.

Broken a bone?   Yes.

Mooned/flashed someone?    No.

Shaved your head?    No.

Slept naked?   You bet.

Played a prank on someone?    Often.

Had a gym membership?    Signed uo for my forst one last month!

Felt like killing someone?   Yes!

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?    Yes.

Cried over someone you were in love with?    Oh yeah.

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?      Yes.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?       Nope - must be an american thing.

Been in a band?   Yes! Still am!

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?   No.

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?    Yes.

Shot a gun?    Yes - if you count like at a firing range (but only once when I wa sin Guides .

Had sex today?    No

Played strip poker?    ike David, when I was about 13! I think the most i took off was my socks belts and earrings! LOL.

Tripped on mushrooms?   Nope.

Donated Blood?     Yes, but only once - I dont seem to have a high enough count thing.

Video taped yourself having sex?   Yes.  But they were deleted almost immdeiately from the digital camera!!![/b

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?   No and No. But thats cos I'm a veggie

Ever jump out of an airplane?    I so want to but haven't yet. I have bungee jumped tho!

Have you been to more than 10 countries?    Yes.  

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?   Probably.
 
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« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2008, 06:52:14 pm »
Hi Kelda! I've bungeed too! Fun, huh? But I think I'd be too scared to jump out of an airplane.  :o
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« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2008, 08:13:01 pm »
Hi Kelda! I've bungeed too! Fun, huh? But I think I'd be too scared to jump out of an airplane.  :o

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« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2008, 06:54:28 pm »


Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?
yes but was much younger

Made out with someone on your top 8?
yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
only after several gins or vodkas

Told a lie?
yes and wish I hadn't

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
don't think so

Been arrested?
no

Made out with someone of the same sex?
no,she turned me down said I was too skinny,and that must be about 25 years ago

Seen someone die?
no,but tried to get blood from a dead patient when I was working in a hospital.They had not got round to screening him off.

Slept in until 5pm?
many times at uni.too many to count

Had sex at work?
yes

Fallen asleep at work/school?
both

Held a snake?
about 1 week ago

Ran a red light?
got 3 points for it back in U.K

Been suspended from school?
no

Totaled your car in an accident?
no

Pole danced?
no

Been fired from a job?
yes summer job stacking shelves in supermarket,we were allowed to eat the biscuts if the pack was damged,I got caught deliberately ripping some cadburys chocolate fingers.

Sang karaoke?
I am not even allowed to sing in the car!!!!

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
frequently

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Several times particualrly vodka/coke

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
not since I was a kid,that takes me back

Kissed in the rain?
yes

Sang in the shower?
only when no one is around

Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
yes

Ever gone out without underwear?
numerous times,hate underwear

Sat on a roof top?
top of the chapel roof at school for a dare.

Played chicken?
no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
yes by my daughter about 1 week ago

Broken a bone?
no touch wood

Mooned/flashed someone?
yes

Shaved your head?
no

Slept naked?
always

Played a prank on someone?
several times

Had a gym membership?
yes

Felt like killing someone?
yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
too many times

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
no

Been in a band?
no

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?
pinched my brothers

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
no well maybe years ago,it would kill me now

Shot a gun?
no

Had sex today?
no

Played strip poker?
yes

Tripped on mushrooms?
yes

Donated Blood?
no

Video taped yourself having sex?
yes

Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
both alligator ok frogs legs not

Ever jump out of an airplane?
no dont intend to either

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
yes

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
no,well maybe long,long time ago,when very drunk,got turned down

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