CONFESSIONS

[injest]

Awe it ain;t no big deal Jess, I got two DUIs in the same night back in 1990. Will be 18 years ago next week, the night Nelson Mandella was released. I plan on that being the last time too. I had writing about it before on my comming to terms rant. 

And as for the URL: not only is that recording not on line, it no longers exisits! 

so you THINK!!

 

[injest]

but that is funny...(since it was a long time ago and no one got hurt) TWICE? in one night?

you were drunk!

[souxi]

Ok here goes, confessions of Souxi lol.


Have you ever:

Had your picture completely naked?
No

Made out with someone on your top 8?
I don,t know what that means so I can,t answer that one.

Danced in front of your mirror naked?

Good God no lol, the mirror would crack!!

Told a lie?

Yes.

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Yes.

Been arrested?
No

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes.

Seen someone die?
Yes loads of times. I spent 10 years in geriatric nursing. Death was an almost daily occurance.

Slept in until 5pm?
No.

Had sex at work?
No

Fallen asleep at work/school?
No

Held a snake?
No

Ran a red light?
No

Been suspended from school?
No but I had dention for an hour once after school for playing truant 3 times.

Totaled your car in an accident?
No

Pole danced?
Good God no lol

Been fired from a job?
Yes and it was unfairly too.

Sang karaoke?
Nooooo my voice would shatter glass lol

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
No

Kissed in the rain?
Don,t remember.

Sang in the shower?
No


Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname?
No

Ever gone out without underwear?
No

Sat on a roof top?
No

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?

Good grief no. I keep my clothes on thanks. Don,t want people being ill lol.

Shaved your head?
No


Slept naked?
Many years ago when I had a half decent body but not now. yuk.

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Had a gym membership?
No

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes, bitterly.

Had sex more than 3 times in one day?
Maybe when I first got married. Been so long I dont honestly remember lol.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
No

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine?
No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Yes

Shot a gun?
No

Had sex today?
No

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
No

Donated Blood?
No

Video taped yourself having sex?
No



Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
No

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
No

[injest]

now Souxi....I think we need to go back and take a look at some of them answers.....I see that naughty gleam in your eye.....


 

[souxi]

now Souxi....I think we need to go back and take a look at some of them answers.....I see that naughty gleam in your eye.....


 

Now I wonder which answer caught your eye then eh?  I thought they might raise a few eyebrows lol.

[injest]

Now I wonder which answer caught your eye then eh?  I thought they might raise a few eyebrows lol.

just seemed to be a little too much protesting there..."Oh no not ME!!"..."dance NAKED? MOON someone?? have sex at work??!!" uh huh....

*eyeing Souxi suspiciously*

and a few too many nos....


 

[souxi]

just seemed to be a little too much protesting there..."Oh no not ME!!"..."dance NAKED? MOON someone?? have sex at work??!!" uh huh....

*eyeing Souxi suspiciously*

and a few too many nos....


 

I can PROMISE you I have NEVER done any of those things honestly. If I had, I would happily confess lol. And dance naked? With this body?? OMFG, it,s tooooooooooo hideous to show off to the world, I keep it covered up lol. It,d be like nelly the elephant lol. And all those "no,s" are honestly truthful, really they are. I,m watching you eyeing me suspiciously missy. *eyes jess susipiciously back* 

[Shasta542]

I knew you are a wild girl! 

LOL. The word is WERE, Dagi ...... were. That wildness and hard body is way in the PAST.   

[injest]

I can PROMISE you I have NEVER done any of those things honestly. If I had, I would happily confess lol. And dance naked? With this body?? OMFG, it,s tooooooooooo hideous to show off to the world, I keep it covered up lol. It,d be like nelly the elephant lol. And all those "no,s" are honestly truthful, really they are. I,m watching you eyeing me suspiciously missy. *eyes jess susipiciously back* 

who.. what?? ME???

pure as the driven snow....that is me...uh huh...

now WHERE did I leave my halo.....

[souxi]

who.. what?? ME???

pure as the driven snow....that is me...uh huh...

now WHERE did I leave my halo.....

It,s that pile of rust you can see on the floor Jess.