Mooned/flashed someone?Yes
It surprises me how many people DON'T name their or their partners privates... I thought that was pretty universal for males at least...
I don,t even LOOK at his "bits" let alone give them pet names. ewwwwwwwwwwwww. blurgh. *rushes off to be sick*
Big Brother, if no one has asked yet, explain, please!
Lets see......1. George Clooney2. Vin Diesel3. Claude Van Dam4. Vincent D'orofreno (?sp.)5. Ann Coulter (because I am suspicious)6. Brad Pitt7. Mario Lopez8. Toby Keith
I was once accused of not having testicles, so I had to clear that up right away.
Have you ever:Had your picture completely naked? Yes. But that was many years and just as many pounds ago. LOLand YOUR url?Made out with someone on your top 8? Nope.Danced in front of your mirror naked? No. LOLTold a lie? No. Wait? that was a lie.LOL!!Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Oh yeah. Been arrested? No. Made out with someone of the same sex? You bet! NO WAY!! really???Seen someone die? Fortunately NO.Slept in until 5pm? Nope.Had sex at work? YES. ok....details...come on...PM me if you have to....Fallen asleep at work/school? No.Held a snake? Just a trouser snake. Ran a red light? No, just a few yellow ones.Been suspended from school? No.Totaled your car in an accident? No.Pole danced? Not yet.got plans to??Been fired from a job? Yes. But they hired me back.Sang karaoke? No.Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh yeah. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Yup. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Of course.Kissed in the rain? Nope. Sang in the shower? LOL, No.Gave your or your partners private parts a nickname? LOL. No.Ever gone out without underwear? Once.Sat on a roof top? Yes.Played chicken? OMG No.Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? LOL. No.Broken a bone? No.Mooned/flashed someone? Yes. ok fess up!!Shaved your head? No.Slept naked? You bet.Played a prank on someone? Often.Had a gym membership? ROFLOL. NopeFelt like killing someone? Only one?Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.Cried over someone you were in love with? Oh yeah.Had sex more than 3 times in one day? Yes. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? LOL. Yes.Been in a band? No.Subscribed to Playboy, Playgirl or similar Magazine? No.Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Mmmmm, No.Shot a gun? Yes.Had sex today? By myself, yes.go David!! Played strip poker? When I was like 10 yrs old. LOL.WHAT???Tripped on mushrooms? Nope.Donated Blood? No.Video taped yourself having sex? Not that I'm aware of. hee hee....Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs? No and No.Ever jump out of an airplane? Egads No!Have you been to more than 10 countries? Nope. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Been there, done that.
LOL! Well, it was after hours. Does that still count?A couple of years ago a "friend with benefits" was with me and we had sex in my bosses office. In his chair and on his desk. LOL.Boy that sure put a smile on my face the next time I was in his office for a meeting. Oh! and I mooned some co-workers there too. They were working outside my window and making faces at me. They were making different faces when I mooned them. LOL. And then a few years later at a co-workers Wedding, we took one of those disposable cameras from the table into the mensrooms and made a group Moon photo. Then we slipped the camera back onto another table. LOL.
