So there is a news report (on the news report thread) that the masseuse who came to Heath's apartment thought the wisest thing to do, when she found him unresponsive, was to call Mary Kate Olsen...not once, but TWICE.
Yes, it is absurd. I can't even understand it.
But, a commenter on the article wrote this, which made me laugh:
I’m going to get a tattoo on my sternum that says Do not resuscitate. Call an Olsen Twin.
Ohmigod...
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