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Offline Verona

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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #100 on: February 03, 2008, 08:27:58 pm »
But wait, if you go to the website in the article, look what happens. It's great, for real:  http://godhatesaustralia.com



That is friggin' AWESOME!  :D

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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #101 on: February 03, 2008, 08:55:27 pm »
So in other words, I guess everybody in the world is going to hell.
Guess you got it in one! See you all there!

(Of course, countries such as Iran and Saudi Arabia should in theory be very much loved by the Phelps's God. But I suppose their God hates those countries for not adhering to the Bible, even if the horribly inhuman treatment of gays there meets with Phelps approval...) Nope. Just can't win with these people. **shudder**



Oh, and the GodhatesAustralia site is a HOOT!!!

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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #102 on: February 03, 2008, 09:10:40 pm »
Hee, I love that God Hates Australia site!  8)

Mika, wanna be my roomie in Hell?  We should reserve a giant Brokie wing in the Hades Hilton.  ;D
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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2008, 09:17:11 pm »
Sure!  8)  Better make reservations early, because that place is gonna be crowded!!

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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2008, 09:23:07 pm »
I want to be where you guys are!  ;)

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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2008, 10:12:35 pm »
three friends died and went to Heaven...it was wonderful, golden streets and fluffy clouds to lay on..but all they got to eat day after day was tunafish sandwiches.

They could look down into Hell, and the people there were dining on lobster, steaks, huge racks of ribs, with all the trimmings and desserts you could imagine...

after a while they approached God and asked why the people in Hell got all that great food and all they got was tunafish....

God sighed and said "Well, ok. but it just seems like SO much trouble just for the three of you..."


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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2008, 10:15:18 pm »
three friends died and went to Heaven...it was wonderful, golden streets and fluffy clouds to lay on..but all they got to eat day after day was tunafish sandwiches.

They could look down into Hell, and the people there were dining on lobster, steaks, huge racks of ribs, with all the trimmings and desserts you could imagine...

after a while they approached God and asked why the people in Hell got all that great food and all they got was tunafish....

God sighed and said "Well, ok. but it just seems like SO much trouble just for the three of you..."

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Hey, I just thought of the bright spot in the Phelps' predictions:  We'll be with Heath!  I'm inviting him over for lobster first thing.  ;D
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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #107 on: February 04, 2008, 02:16:02 am »

God sighed and said "Well, ok. but it just seems like SO much trouble just for the three of you..."


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

We'll be with Heath!  I'm inviting him over for lobster first thing.  ;D

He'll be in much demand ...  ::)


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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #108 on: February 04, 2008, 02:36:56 am »
Anke and Mika, I'm sorry, you aren't American or Australian.  As far as I've heard, you don't get to go with us.  :(

Anke, I love the rosehips.  Beautiful.

Y'all, be sure to look at the godhatesaustralia website.  It'll cheer you up, honest.

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Re: Phelps to picket (strong stomach needed)
« Reply #109 on: February 04, 2008, 02:43:07 am »
I love the dancing bear in the street. Cute!

Thank God someone salvaged that website name before Fred Phelps had a chance to pollute it.



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