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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2560 on: June 20, 2018, 03:36:16 pm »
bought colour pencils for colouring book

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2561 on: June 20, 2018, 05:27:25 pm »
day is done, sun is setting


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2562 on: June 21, 2018, 05:27:28 pm »
11.30 - still not entirely dark outside

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2563 on: June 21, 2018, 09:11:35 pm »
mom's computer issues are finally fixed


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2564 on: June 30, 2018, 05:41:46 pm »
mom's computer issues are finally fixed

i am happy for your laundry!

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2565 on: June 30, 2018, 11:08:11 pm »
bring that up, tomorrow's laundry day


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2566 on: July 10, 2018, 02:55:33 pm »
we've had no rain for months

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2567 on: July 11, 2018, 07:13:01 pm »
are you now under drought restrictions?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2568 on: July 21, 2018, 12:31:13 pm »
Time to revive this topic on Ernest Hemingway's birthday! He was born on this date in 1899.

This was in the latest New Yorker Magazine: biographies of six words. Hemingway supposedly started it with his


For sale, baby shoes, never worn

So, could you write your biography in six words? Could you write Ennis' or Jack's?? Here, I'll start. How about this?

Made good; would rather be sheepherding.

That was Jack, of course. And then there's

Redlined to Ennis; ironed not flattened

(I don't know whether to laff or cry at that one!)

Here's a pathetic start on mine:

Raised two, now I'm Wyoming-bound
or

Robot for years, BBM woke me.
Your turn!!


You can read the New Yorker article here.
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Re: Say it all in Six Words!
« Reply #2569 on: July 22, 2018, 11:03:15 pm »
This week I am on "stay-cation"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!