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Offline forsythia12

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modern products for bbm
« on: March 22, 2008, 02:04:40 am »
thought i'd start a silly thread about today's products that could've been usefull for the bbm characters .

the first one that comes to my mind is the panasonic vortex wet/dry triple bladed men's shaver for jack when he did his dry razor shave outside his truck. 8) ;D

any other ideas? 

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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 02:13:45 am »
how about 'hooked on phonics' for bobby's learning difficulties instead of a tutor?

or even instant messaging or email for jack and ennis instead of postcards?  could you imagine ennis checking his blackberry after he finishes castrating that calf? ;D
that might've been handy for cassie too, instead of 'leaving all those notes' at ennis's place.

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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 09:06:37 am »
or even instant messaging or email for jack and ennis instead of postcards?  could you imagine ennis checking his blackberry after he finishes castrating that calf? ;D

 ;D :laugh: ;D :laugh:

Shit! I was laughing so much I just spilt coffee all over the keyboard!

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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 09:30:31 am »
Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish.  The GPS in your trucks shows you've been at the Siesta Motel all that time."

ok maybe there are some new gadgets they DIDN'T need... :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 12:21:45 pm »
how about 'hooked on phonics' for bobby's learning difficulties instead of a tutor?

or even instant messaging or email for jack and ennis instead of postcards?  could you imagine ennis checking his blackberry after he finishes castrating that calf? ;D
that might've been handy for cassie too, instead of 'leaving all those notes' at ennis's place.

one word: cybersex

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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 12:46:39 pm »
 :laugh:

You think Ennis would have been any more chatty in a chat room?  ;)  :laugh:


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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 01:00:21 pm »
:laugh:

You think Ennis would have been any more chatty in a chat room?  ;)  :laugh:

now, there´s a question I feel will haunt me for years to come... ;D :D


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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 01:04:41 pm »
loved the cyber sex comment!

how 'bout dr. sholl's self-massaging jel shoe inserts for cassie's sore feet?

a vibrator for alma

and revlon's new color match toner for more natural looking blondes without brassiness for laureen. ???

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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 01:08:49 pm »
now, there´s a question I feel will haunt me for years to come... ;D :D



yeah, i just can't see ennis talkin' too much in a chat room.  lol
i can't even see someone trying to explain what one is to him.  remember monroe said 'condements isle' and later changed it to 'ketchup'. 

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Re: modern products for bbm
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2008, 01:36:35 pm »


a vibrator for alma

yes! that poor woman. Allthough she´d probably faint at the sight of it


how about a male blow up doll for Jack to save gas money?
or a household robot for Monroe?