Author Topic: Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????  (Read 24005 times)

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   Gentlemen must wash their balls before playing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????     

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I will not comment on this right away !!

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May I await your posts, firsts... please ?? !!

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Guess, we don't awake with an sense of humour?

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Can that be for cowboys ??

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OMFG...  :o  what Next Artiste??.... ::)  there now you have your answer... Horsey dead,..  Please send Horsey to glue factory.....

Yes Gentlemen always wash there balls.....All kidding aside sweetheart, enough is enough.
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Ross, I just read your post and I am laughing!!

I am glad that you have a sense of humour. too!!


This thread is for many reasons !!


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Ross, I just read your post and I am laughing!!

I am glad that you have a sense of humour. too!!


This thread is for many reasons !!


Hugs!

Ahhh Haaa...

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OK, let's just all remember to shower each and every day, and soap is a good thing to use in the shower.  ;)

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OK, let's just all remember to shower each and every day, and soap is a good thing to use in the shower.  ;)

but...


I like baths....

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Does anyone here take a shower for fun??

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Or take a bath for fun??

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You prefer being alone or with someone in the shower ?

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     You prefer being alone or with someone in the BATH ?   

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but...


I like baths....

really, I bought this giant antique bath tub when I remodled, and DL and I both fit in it. bubble baths can be fun.  ;D

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really, I bought this giant antique bath tub when I remodled, and DL and I both fit in it. bubble baths can be fun.  ;D

I got Don a rubber ducky for HIS bubble baths...he SAYS he thinks it is stupid but it is always wet after he gets out!!

(oh and I 'make' him take bubble baths he HATES them... ::) ::) )

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really, I bought this giant antique bath tub when I remodled, and DL and I both fit in it. bubble baths can be fun.  ;D

 :o :o

 :-X :-X :-X

Oilfield??

Oilfield NASTY!!

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Merci oilfirledtrash!!

That antique bath sounds so great with you and D.L., in it. Wishing I could see a pic of that with you two in it!!

Is reminds me of cowboy films where a man is in a bathtub!! Glorious fun!!

Which films, you remember for such scenes?

Au revoir,
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I got Don a rubber ducky for HIS bubble baths...he SAYS he thinks it is stupid but it is always wet after he gets out!!

(oh and I 'make' him take bubble baths he HATES them... ::) ::) )

so, like Alma, you attached a note to that ducky and found out that ducky touched water frequently!  :laugh:

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Merci oilfirledtrash!!

That antique bath sounds so great with you and D.L., in it. Wishing I could see a pic of that with you two in it!!

Is reminds me of cowboy films where a man is in a bathtub!! Glorious fun!!

Which films, you remember for such scenes?

Au revoir,
hugs!

"High Plains Drifter"

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:o :o

 :-X :-X :-X

Oilfield??

Oilfield NASTY!!

only tastefully so.

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Tastefully so sex in the tube too, oilfieldtrash?

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Merci oilfirledtrash!!

That antique bath sounds so great with you and D.L., in it. Wishing I could see a pic of that with you two in it!!

Is reminds me of cowboy films where a man is in a bathtub!! Glorious fun!!

Which films, you remember for such scenes?

Au revoir,
hugs!

Oh Good Lord..

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Oh Good Lord..

the Lord had nothing to do with my antique bathtub. it was an antiques dealer over in Dallas who had a consignment of French antiques and knew what I was looking for in my remodling project. It is really nifty keen!  ;D

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Ross, you use a bathtube or show yo wash yours, dare may I ask??

And laugh with you...
au revoir,
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Ooops, I have a spelling mistake: bathtube... should be bathtub !!  ??

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Merci broketrash!

How a bout a pic of your famous antique bathtub ?


Au revoir,
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More fun there ?

Or should I say in there ??

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Ross, you use a bathtube or show yo wash yours, dare may I ask??

And laugh with you...
au revoir,
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I prefer them to be licked clean Artiste...

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Ross my smiles are to you !!

You made me smile !

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I prefer them to be licked clean Artiste...

oooo! Ross Nasty!  ;D

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That's funny broketrash !!

Now who is more trash ??

Au revoir,
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That's funny broketrash !!

Now who is more trash ??

Au revoir,
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WOW!

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Is someone looking at you from downunder Ross ??

Ha, ha !!

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Would anyone guess why I started this thread ?

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Would anyone guess why I started this thread ?

Oh Please do tell..... in detail,   include pictures also...  ;)

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Let me guess:



(I love Google.)

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Merci Fran !

Great Fran is your pic !

Fun!

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Merci Fran !

Great Fran is your pic !

Fun!

De rien, Artiste.

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Merci Fran !

But how did you guess ??

Félicitations!!

Au revoir,
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Artiste,

Actually I was thinking along the lines of golf courses, where they have a device where golfers can rinse off their golf balls.  I was just about to do a Google image search for that device, where I decided to just Google "wash your balls" instead.  As I said, I love Google.  (Sure wish I had bought some Google stock when it was cheap.)

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Looking forward to see that device... a pic of it !

Au revoir
Fran !

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Yes, David, that is exactly what I was talking about.  Thanks for posting the image.

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Merci DavidInIndy !

That is an interest device !

But not for mine !! Ha ha !!

It is fun to use it  or them ??

Au revoir,
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Merci DavidInIndy !

That is a good story in your post.

Now, you play with ONLY golf balls, may I dare ask ??

Au revoir,
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It just came to my mind:

to those who are reading, should I talk about mine ??

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It just came to my mind:

to those who are reading, should I talk about mine ??

Might as well no one here can stop you anyway...

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Like ??

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On my last trip, I did NOT see any gentleman do that !!

Strange ??

Au revoir,
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Among many reasons, there is one reason why I go to gay suanas.

Guess ?

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I like to see a man in the shower, au naturel, to see all, before playing !!

It is cool to play in a waterfall !!

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And what can come up next ?

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And what can come up next ?

Next?  A Ginormous migraine headache from reading this thread..

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Ross, a man does NOT get a headache !!

He gets it on !!

The harder the better ?? And with hugs too !!

Au revoir,
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Davidm no pills needed !

Better, it is au naturel always  !!

Old guys like it hard.

Not pleased with young guys with heaches or pills, and softballls !!

More fun to see if it is cut or not ??

Au revoir,
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I mentioned that to a lady yesterday, and then told her the result!

She laughed !

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Other fun games?

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I would love to find something similar to this puzzle! Do you have one?

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Do they wash them for something else?

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I still find this funny and wish someone would come up with something... for such fun!

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This sign, I had, still makes me smile !

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I still remember and enjoy that !

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Fun, you can have to-day, playing with your balls or not ! ha! ha!

Golf is not the only way to enjoy sports ?

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Merci your 3 for your posts!


Now, some females must wash their balls too? Dare I say!

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Merci your 3 for your posts!


Now, some females must wash their balls too? Dare I say!
Wait a minute! Females have balls also??? Where do they hide them??? Good lord! I was fooled all these years!! NooOooo!
"The mountains are calling and I must go"

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Merci horo!  That is funny, yes, thanks, but same time I am puzzled:

Remember that female that made world news as she became a man and had a child, and is now having another??

So I imagine, that since some females become men, add a stick form, they must also have the jewels doubles created?? Does anyone know??

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Re: Gentlemen must wash their balls be ing... ?? Is that for fun? Or for????
« Reply #70 on: February 08, 2009, 11:27:16 pm »
Merci horo!  That is funny, yes, thanks, but same time I am puzzled:

Remember that female that made world news as she became a man and had a child, and is now having another??

So I imagine, that since some females become men, add a stick form, they must also have the jewels doubles created?? Does anyone know??
Mmmm...don't think I know about this person.  I mean I've seen woman go so far as to change everything about them except the genitalia.  Ever hear of Buck Angel?  This is actually a woman but looks exactly like a man except without the penis/testicles. Quite amazing really.
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    Buck Angel              ? Where? In Calgary?

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Some persons have BOTH sexes! ?

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Maybe someone can find me a statuette that holds such a sign?