Author Topic: OT: Jake and Natalie Portman (Read 18852 times)

slayers_creek_oth · « **on:** May 28, 2006, 05:25:55 pm »

Did someone already post this?

V for Valentine?
Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal have long denied rumors of romance but these pictures capture tham captivating each other on a sunny afternoon in the West Village. Brokeback Mountain star Gyllenhaal waited for V for Vendetta actress Portman with a dozen tulips. He sat, fidgeted and frequently checked the time, but brightened up with a grin when he spotted his date. They hugged, kissed, then strolled along until arriving for an early dinner at The Spotted Pig on West 11th Street according to eye witnesses.
Inside the Michellin-starred gastro-pub Gyllenhaal must have surprised Portman with the bouquet. She left the restaurant smiling and holding them - an him.
"The guy looks like he's in love," said one witness to the wooing.

Just thought that someone would care....

Natalie rocks btw....

starboardlight · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:37:57 pm »

I wouldn't mind seeing them together. They'd make an adorable couple.

David · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:50:40 pm »

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

He said he'd marry me!

Kelda · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:56:00 pm »

No, I think you'll find he said he'd marry me.

wanna take this argument outside!?

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2006, 06:02:40 pm »

Quote from: kelda_shelton on May 28, 2006, 05:56:00 pm

No, I think you'll find he said he'd marry me.

wanna take this argument outside!?

vkm91941 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2006, 06:12:12 pm »

They've been friends for years these were taken in 2002. But you know good friends sometimes make the best lovers....works for me they make a cute couple.

opinionista · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2006, 06:32:00 pm »

On the second picture they look like friends with benefits, don't they? But well, who knows, there's so much BS in the tabloids that one can hardly believe anything. But I think they make a cute couple too.

ednbarby · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2006, 06:36:09 pm »

Well, if anyone of the female persuasion other than me has to have him, she'd have my vote.

I said here once before - just imagine the offspring!

David · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2006, 06:36:39 pm »

Maybe it was her birthday? maybe they are just friends? Maybe.....but maybe!

Waaaaaaa!!

Lumière · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2006, 07:09:16 pm »

Quote from: DavidinHartford on May 28, 2006, 06:36:39 pm

Maybe it was her birthday? maybe they are just friends? Maybe.....but maybe!

Waaaaaaa!!

Someone pass David the Kleenex quick!

We'll never know who Jake is dating, I love how he keeps people wondering. lol...
One minute he is back with the K. Dunst, the next minute he is with the Nichols fella, another minute he is with an 'unnnamed dude', now he is supposedly dating Nathalie P.
One busy fella Jake must be! Love him!

ednbarby · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2006, 07:12:25 pm »

Quote from: Lucise on May 28, 2006, 07:09:16 pm

Someone pass David the Kleenex quick!

Here ya go, hun. And here's a shoulder to cry on. And when you're done, can I use yours (not the kleenex)?

delalluvia · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2006, 10:26:34 pm »

The two as a couple so works for me. Natalie is very much a step up from the K-Dunst.

dmmb_Mandy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2006, 10:29:16 pm »

I lovvvve Natalie so I'd love to see them as a couple. That's only if the me&him option doesn't work out.

two_bloody_shirts · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:05:44 pm »

They are very cute together, it would be nice to see something develop there. I'm sure they would make a good go of it. And, like someone else said, what beautiful children there'd be!

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:10:20 pm »

Quote from: two_bloody_shirts on May 28, 2006, 11:05:44 pm

And, like someone else said, what beautiful children there'd be!

For sure!

Flashframe777 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:14:38 pm »

Fantasize about Jake & Nat all you want...this little dogie says it ain't over till Toothy Tile sings!

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:17:20 pm »

Ok so obviously a lot of people care....

bbm_stitchbuffyfan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:35:46 pm »

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One minute he is back with the K. Dunst, the next minute he is with the Nichols fella, another minute he is with an 'unnnamed dude', now he is supposedly dating Nathalie P.
One busy fella Jake must be!

Did the word(s?) 'man-slut' shoot through anyone else's minds here??

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Ok so obviously a lot of people care....

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you! I heard about this on Jake Watch -- okay, don't mock me, the person who runs that site is hysterically sarcastic -- and everyone was acting so pleased and happy about this... I was like, what the fuck kind of Jake Gyllenhaal stalkers are you all?! So I am glad to see someone other than me didn't jump for joy at this news...

No offense to Natalie Portman or anything; she's 1000x better than Kirsten Dunst when it comes to acting.

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:36:38 pm »

Here's another....LOL

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:37:43 pm »

And here's the actual article page in whatever magazine that is...

littleguitar · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:52:46 am »

The two loves of my life together as one?? that would make me pretty happy! I'd only have one question for them, can I join??

Seriously though, Natalie is the only woman who doesn't make me jealous at the mention that Jake might be dating her. I like her a lot and I think they would make a great couple.

David · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2006, 07:09:23 am »

Who's going to break the bad news to Austin Nichols?

Worse yet, look how sad Ennis is over it!

ednbarby · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2006, 07:22:22 am »

Chris, now you're just trying to hurt me. David, can I borrow the shoulder that isn't soaked with tears?

David · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:05:51 am »

Hey, don't think I'm mad that Jake is with a girl and not a guy. Even if he were openly Gay that would not give me a snowballs chance in hell that he'd look at me.

He is just so handsome and adorable! You just want to grab him and hug the stuffin right out of him. Then you want that boyish grin to change into a lustful lear as he grabs you and drags you to the bedroom! LOL "C'mere, S'alright"

Oh my, did it just get hot in here? I think I need some more tissues.

ednbarby · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:45:06 am »

Quote from: DavidinHartford on May 29, 2006, 08:05:51 am

Hey, don't think I'm mad that Jake is with a girl and not a guy. Even if he were openly Gay that would not give me a snowballs chance in hell that he'd look at me.

He is just so handsome and adorable! You just want to grab him and hug the stuffin right out of him. Then you want that boyish grin to change into a lustful lear as he grabs you and drags you to the bedroom! LOL "C'mere, S'alright"

Oh my, did it just get hot in here? I think I need some more tissues.

Hey, you - get outta my head. I think you just stole one of my dreams. And I hear ya there - straight, gay, bi, it don't matter - I wouldn't have a ghost of a chance any which way. Unless he goes for married women old enough to be his mother who've been around the block a few too many times.

If it helps any, I just checked out Natalie's birthday, and it is coming up - June 9. Funny that - same birthday as my first longtime boyfriend and my brother's first wife who's still a good friend. ANYway - maybe they were celebrating early? One can only hope.

(See, Buff - and here you thought I wasn't being a good little stalker. Whistlin' in the dark, more like it.)

saucycobblers · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:48:23 am »

Frankly you're all delusional, but I hate to see so many in so much pain so I'll fess up...

...The whole Jake / Nat thing is an elaborate ruse to confuse the tabloids and other vested interests whilst we slip away to the Isle of Wight for our forthcoming nuptials. Jake didn't want any fuss, bless him...

... Believe me, I know how disappointing this must be for you all, but rest assured that after the whole Kirsten thing he has wisely decided to give himself up to the arms of a more mature woman. The present plan is for him to give up his acting career, ending on a BBM high, to keep house with me here in Southampton...

...Please can I ask you to keep this to yourselves for the time-being. Your discretion is appreciated, friends. What's that Jake, darling? Ahh, he sends his love to you all - he's cleaning the toilet at the moment so can't come to the computer right now...

two_bloody_shirts · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:48:41 am »

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What's that Jake, darling? Ahh, he sends his love to you all - he's cleaning the toilet at the moment so can't come to the computer right now...

That is so f**kin' funny - gave me a good laugh for this morning!

David · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:07:27 am »

Quote from: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 08:48:23 am

he sends his love to you all - he's cleaning the toilet at the moment so can't come to the computer right now...

Tell you what... I'll bet he even looks sexy cleaning the toilet! LOL

saucycobblers · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:10:44 am »

Quote from: DavidinHartford on May 29, 2006, 10:07:27 am

Tell you what... I'll bet he even looks sexy cleaning the toilet! LOL

You might need to sit down for this...

...he's wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and yellow washing-up gloves

David · « **Reply #29 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:20:57 am »

Actually, I'm picturing him crouched down naked just like in the scene where he is washing clothes by the stream! He he he! Holding a toilet brush instead of a stick. Anybody have good photoshop skills?

saucycobblers · « **Reply #30 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:29:29 am »

Quote from: DavidinHartford on May 29, 2006, 10:20:57 am

Actually, I'm picturing him crouched down naked just like in the scene where he is washing clothes by the stream! He he he! Holding a toilet brush instead of a stick. Anybody have good photoshop skills?

Sadly not, but all this talk of Jake's nakedness is sending the temperature rising in this room!

*Cough*... *adjusts clothing*...

two_bloody_shirts · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:15:32 am »

Quote from: DavidinHartford on May 29, 2006, 10:20:57 am

Actually, I'm picturing him crouched down naked just like in the scene where he is washing clothes by the stream! He he he! Holding a toilet brush instead of a stick. Anybody have good photoshop skills?

silkncense · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:28:25 am »

Really laughed-out-loud!

And, as was said in another movie, "I'll have what she's having!"

LJ

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #33 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:36:21 am »

Quote from: two_bloody_shirts on May 29, 2006, 11:15:32 am

OMG Seriously ROFLOL

David oughta like that...

saucycobblers · « **Reply #34 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:38:09 am »

Quote from: two_bloody_shirts on May 29, 2006, 11:15:32 am

OMG, LMFAO!!!! And i love the fact that he's in a PINK bathroom... mine's actually pure white, but we won't split hairs...

David · « **Reply #35 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:41:07 am »

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

(falls off chair)

OMG! That is tooo much!

Thank you very much!

littleguitar · « **Reply #36 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:00:33 pm »

ROFLMAO!! That picture is too funny! Though, it kind of looks like he's had one too many tequilla shots and is spending the morning praying to the porcelin goddess...

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #37 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:06:34 pm »

Quote from: littleguitar on May 29, 2006, 12:00:33 pm

ROFLMAO!! That picture is too funny! Though, it kind of looks like he's had one too many tequilla shots and is spending the morning praying to the porcelin goddess...

ROFLOL

two_bloody_shirts · « **Reply #38 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:09:47 pm »

I'm glad everyone liked that. Actually, the bathroom image I found on Google and you'll never believe it...it's a dollhouse bathroom! And he is holding a scrub brush in his hand, it's just too hard to see.

Yeah, he does look like he's getting sick in there, doesn't he? $:-\$

saucycobblers · « **Reply #39 on:** May 29, 2006, 02:40:12 pm »

Quote from: two_bloody_shirts on May 29, 2006, 12:09:47 pm

Yeah, he does look like he's getting sick in there, doesn't he? $:-\$

My sweetheart is very sensitive to bleach fumes

opinionista · « **Reply #40 on:** May 29, 2006, 02:54:24 pm »

On Natalie Portman:

She seems to be a nice person:

"What perhaps separates Portman from most of her peers is a more obvious commitment to her development as a whole person. She recently completed classes in Arabic, pointing out that 1 in 6 Israelis is an Arab. And she continues to help secure small-business loans for women in poor countries".

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/19/PKG2GHLI0D1.DTL&hw=portman+gael

bbm_stitchbuffyfan · « **Reply #41 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:08:05 am »

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Portman reportedly dates actor Gael Garcia Bernal, but is not one to share.

That's what the article above said. Hopefully that was and still is true!

Guys, I do agree that she at least seems to be a good person. I would just like her to Step. Off. Jake. Back. Off. Muh-man.

And awwe, Ennis did look sad in that pic. Ennis never ceases to be adorable.

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #42 on:** July 11, 2006, 06:54:01 pm »

I believe this is him and Nat too...

delalluvia · « **Reply #43 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:14:18 pm »

Yep, just saw the same pics on 'E!'

I'm SOOOOOOO hoping they'll take off as a couple.

She's a great match for him.

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #44 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:15:58 pm »

Quote from: delalluvia on July 11, 2006, 08:14:18 pm

Yep, just saw the same pics on 'E!'

I'm SOOOOOOO hoping they'll take off as a couple.

She's a great match for him.

He sure does look glowy when he's around her...

littleguitar · « **Reply #45 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:20:05 pm »

That picture makes me laugh! He does look really happy around her, but both swear they are just friends... Oh well, they would be a beautiful couple, my two hollywood crushes together, I don't think I could handle it!

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #46 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:23:52 pm »

Quote from: littleguitar on July 11, 2006, 08:20:05 pm

That picture makes me laugh! He does look really happy around her, but both swear they are just friends... Oh well, they would be a beautiful couple, my two hollywood crushes together, I don't think I could handle it!

ROFLOL...I'm sure you could Mandy!

They both are very 'pretty'...

littleguitar · « **Reply #47 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:24:54 pm »

"Pretty"

? They are both sexy as hell... say it with me Chris, YUM!! LOL

slayers_creek_oth · « **Reply #48 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:25:49 pm »

Quote from: littleguitar on July 11, 2006, 08:24:54 pm

"Pretty"? They are both sexy as hell... say it with me Chris, YUM!! LOL

ROFL....how many times must I tell you?

welliwont · « **Reply #49 on:** July 11, 2006, 08:26:02 pm »

Quote from: bbm_stitchbuffyfan on May 31, 2006, 01:08:05 am

Guys, I do agree that she at least seems to be a good person. I would just like her to Step. Off. Jake. Back. Off. Muh-man.

As much as Jake's heart belongs to ME, I also want my boy to be happy, and that includes having love with a woman (or man). So I do not want Natalie Portman to Back. Off. I want my boy to be loved! c'mon you guys, don't be a dog in the manger now!

$:-\$

J

Kelda · « **Reply #50 on:** July 12, 2006, 03:20:48 pm »

Quote from: littleguitar on July 11, 2006, 08:24:54 pm

"Pretty"? They are both sexy as hell... say it with me Chris, YUM!! LOL

hehe, agreed... and Chris! wow you've been doing some digging!!

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