Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Jack caught forty winks in the afternoon.
He hoped that Ennis would be back soon.
Rested, he was all set
For some lovin'...you bet;
Out in the open, in the light of the moon..


New one:

Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown

[Mikaela]

Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown

[Delmardeb]

Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
He was grateful so he thought he'd buy him a beer

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
He was grateful so he thought he'd buy him a beer
That he didn't want it was abundantly clear.

[Katie77]

Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
He was grateful so he thought he'd buy him a beer
That he didn't want it was abundantly clear
His refusal left Jack with a worrying frown.

[Katie77]

He caught the eye of that beautiful girl

[ifyoucantfixit]

He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a  bit of a whirl.

[Katie77]

He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a  bit of a whirl
He asked the barman, what was her name

[Lumière]

He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a  bit of a whirl
He asked the barman, what was her name,
"Ms Newsome," he said, "One 'n the same"

[ifyoucantfixit]

He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a  bit of a whirl
He asked the barman, what was her name,
"Ms Newsome," he said, "One 'n the same"
They danced an they smiled to a brand new world