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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7680 on: May 01, 2016, 03:04:00 pm »
Pa Twist would spit out his chew


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7681 on: May 02, 2016, 01:33:13 pm »
Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7682 on: May 02, 2016, 01:38:27 pm »
Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
Landing into his cup

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7683 on: May 02, 2016, 01:39:33 pm »
Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
Landing into his cup
Makes me throw up

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7684 on: May 02, 2016, 01:40:11 pm »
Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
Landing into his cup
Makes me throw up
And Ma Twist didn't know what to do.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7685 on: May 02, 2016, 01:42:24 pm »
Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7686 on: May 02, 2016, 01:53:34 pm »
Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7687 on: May 02, 2016, 01:57:03 pm »
Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
He politely declined

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7688 on: May 02, 2016, 01:59:46 pm »
Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
He politely declined
For Jack Twist he pined

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7689 on: May 02, 2016, 02:01:30 pm »
Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
He politely declined
For Jack Twist he pined
Was hoping that Jack's accident was fake

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