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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3231636 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7770 on: June 13, 2016, 10:21:30 am »
The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food tha fuels
Nothing left but beans
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7771 on: June 14, 2016, 09:45:16 am »

The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food that fuels
Nothing left but beans
but Ennis had means
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7772 on: June 15, 2016, 12:22:00 pm »
The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food that fuels
Nothing left but beans
but Ennis had means
He shot an elk - against the rules
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7773 on: June 15, 2016, 01:31:58 pm »
blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7774 on: June 16, 2016, 01:36:14 pm »
Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7775 on: June 17, 2016, 11:48:42 am »
Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7776 on: June 17, 2016, 02:17:59 pm »
Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
oh yes, that's true
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7777 on: June 18, 2016, 03:34:52 pm »
Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
oh yes, that's true
that pair, just like turtledoves.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7778 on: June 18, 2016, 05:25:29 pm »
The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7779 on: June 19, 2016, 08:38:16 pm »

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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