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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3221165 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7820 on: August 27, 2016, 09:20:43 pm »
The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
he turned to Jack Twist
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7821 on: August 28, 2016, 10:22:10 am »
The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
He turned to Jack Twist
whom he couldn't resist
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7822 on: August 28, 2016, 06:48:14 pm »
The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
He turned to Jack Twist
whom he couldn't resist
and said "Into the  alley, and let me 'get far'!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7823 on: September 16, 2016, 09:52:47 am »
They spent the summer herding sheep
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7824 on: September 16, 2016, 11:15:55 pm »

They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7825 on: September 17, 2016, 11:06:48 am »
They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7826 on: September 18, 2016, 04:23:35 pm »
They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
Aguirre won't be scammed
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7827 on: September 19, 2016, 01:56:20 pm »
They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
Aguirre won't be scammed
the early snow turned into sleet
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7828 on: September 19, 2016, 01:57:06 pm »
Quote from: Sason on September 19, 2016, 01:56:20 pm
They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
Aguirre won't be scammed
the early snow turned into sleet


This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!!  ::) :laugh:
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7829 on: September 20, 2016, 09:13:06 am »

This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!!  ::) :laugh:
but no limerick deserves to be hated
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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