Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3183756 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7840 on: November 02, 2016, 01:54:24 pm »
Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
All of us wondering

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7841 on: November 02, 2016, 03:39:50 pm »

Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
All of us wondering
some of us slumbering


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7842 on: November 02, 2016, 05:13:19 pm »
Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
All of us wondering
some of us slumbering
good thing he doesn't cut them in halves

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7843 on: November 03, 2016, 10:27:36 am »
Ennis just wanted a good fuck


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7844 on: November 03, 2016, 11:26:02 am »
Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7845 on: November 04, 2016, 09:41:28 am »
Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
for Jack was away


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7846 on: November 04, 2016, 01:50:55 pm »
Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
for Jack was away
from June to May

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7847 on: November 11, 2016, 11:26:50 pm »
Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
for Jack was away
from June to May
so with Alma he would be stuck


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7848 on: November 12, 2016, 02:26:26 pm »
The dumbass mules scattered the food

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7849 on: November 14, 2016, 07:00:10 pm »

The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!