Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3182644 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7850 on: November 19, 2016, 02:19:35 pm »
The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
came back to the camp

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7851 on: November 21, 2016, 09:28:40 am »
The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
came back to the camp
his feelings quite damp


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7852 on: November 21, 2016, 01:39:01 pm »
The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
came back to the camp
his feelings quite damp
He didn't want anything, just brood

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7853 on: November 22, 2016, 11:36:45 am »
Jack's urges were starting to rise


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7854 on: November 23, 2016, 02:45:35 pm »
Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7855 on: November 29, 2016, 03:11:15 pm »

Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
he started to drool


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7856 on: November 29, 2016, 05:16:45 pm »
Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
he started to drool
like a horny fool

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7857 on: December 08, 2016, 05:57:29 pm »

Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
he started to drool
like a horny fool
and felt trembles run up his thighs


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7858 on: December 10, 2016, 02:00:51 pm »
Their groceries were brought by the Basque

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7859 on: December 10, 2016, 06:08:14 pm »
Their groceries were brought by the Basque
who shopped while wearing a mask


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!