Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,
As the tears fell, he kept his down, low.

 

[Lumière]

There are 9 more posts before we get to 1000 posts on this thread ...!!


'I might head over to my daddy's place ...'

[Fran]

"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case

[Lumière]

"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"

[Fran]

"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
'Cause his feelings he kept underground

[Pipedream]

"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
'Cause his feelings he kept underground
And his cowboy-hat covered his face.

 

[Lumière]

Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,

[Pipedream]

"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.

[Lumière]

"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.

 

[Pipedream]

"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.
That wasn't so smart!