Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3182656 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #560 on: June 10, 2006, 07:26:31 am »
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #561 on: June 10, 2006, 07:33:55 am »
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #562 on: June 10, 2006, 07:48:13 am »
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent
"Too late!" he howled and started weeping.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #563 on: June 10, 2006, 07:48:45 am »
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent,
Auguirre was so jealous he was weeping

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #564 on: June 10, 2006, 08:36:16 am »
Hehe, as I said David: "Too late!"  ;)

New round:

Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #565 on: June 10, 2006, 08:40:32 am »
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #566 on: June 10, 2006, 08:44:39 am »
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #567 on: June 10, 2006, 08:50:47 am »
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
He was constantly bucked
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #568 on: June 10, 2006, 08:52:50 am »
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
He was constantly bucked
Who can blame him for getting a drinker?  :'(

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #569 on: June 10, 2006, 08:56:13 am »
His hat covered his embarrassed intent
~A good general knows when to retreat~