Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[JulietteMontague]

Good one!   

Sheep were mixed up on the mountain

[memento]

Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'

[Mikaela]

Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,

[ThePirateBride]

Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground

[Lumière]

Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground
He wished on him Ennis was mountin' .


 

[ThePirateBride]

 

Lureen was acting like a slut

[Lumière]

Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but

[saucycobblers]

Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry

[Lumière]

Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.



  ...

[saucycobblers]

Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.
She wanted to get straight down and rut 

And let's face it, who wouldn't with Jack all horny and waitin' for ya! 

"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack