Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[Sason]

Nevermind, I was just curious. It's not important.

[serious crayons]

Maybe your colleague is a closeted Brokie?  

My thoughts, too! That's a pretty unusual saying to just come about randomly.

[Jeff Wrangler]

Well, here's an instance of life imitating Brokeback, and not in a good way. I heard on our local morning TV news today that last night a local man was beaten to death in front of his own house; it is thought that the weapon used was a tire iron. 

[Penthesilea]

Well, here's an instance of life imitating Brokeback, and not in a good way. I heard on our local morning TV news today that last night a local man was beaten to death in front of his own house; it is thought that the weapon used was a tire iron. 

  You're right, shadows of Brokeback, and not the good kind. What a horrible, horrible scenario.

[CellarDweller]

I always seem to hear Brokie-isms when with Brokies. 

[morrobay]

I finally got to use one at work.  I came back yesterday after being gone for a few months.  In a meeting with purchasing & engineering going over the production schedule for Q4, which started 8/1, September and October were loaded with systems to ship out, but August only had 2, which, of course, prompted me to ask:

What in the hell happened to August?

No one got it 

[Front-Ranger]

 

[serious crayons]

What in the hell happened to August?

No one got it 

Good one, butlers fantasy! It's fun to check a crowd for Brokies by using an obvious Brokieism and looking for reactions.

[serious crayons]

Someone on Facebook just mentioned some Facebook tool I was unfamiliar with, and I replied, "The wha' ...?"

[Jeff Wrangler]

The Gospel reading in church this morning was all about water-walkin' Jesus. ...  

(Matthew 14:22-33)