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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1152 on: February 24, 2015, 10:44:28 pm »
I was having a conversation with my 10yo (he gives me most of my Brokie-ism opportunities) and I asked him which of two options he'd prefer about something. He replied that he didn't really care, as whatever we were talking about (don't remember now) happened. 

My response, "In other words: fast or slow, I just like the direction you're going."

"You got a better idea?"   "I did once."

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1153 on: February 24, 2015, 11:35:37 pm »
My response, "In other words: fast or slow, I just like the direction you're going."

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1154 on: February 25, 2015, 09:44:51 am »
My response, "In other words: fast or slow, I just like the direction you're going."

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1155 on: February 28, 2015, 02:55:03 pm »
I was trying to put on this sweater that has a kind of complex multi-layered structure made worse because I pulled it out of a pile of clothes. It was kind of tangled and I couldn't tell which parts were inside-out so finally I shook it out to try to straighten it.

I muttered, "I don't get you, Sweater del Mar."



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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1156 on: February 28, 2015, 09:21:21 pm »
I was trying to put on this sweater that has a kind of complex multi-layered structure made worse because I pulled it out of a pile of clothes. It was kind of tangled and I couldn't tell which parts were inside-out so finally I shook it out to try to straighten it.

I muttered, "I don't get you, Sweater del Mar."
That's a good one! Probably wasn't much fun anyway.....
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1157 on: March 01, 2015, 03:43:57 pm »
those types of sweaters never are!  LOL


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1158 on: March 05, 2015, 03:31:03 pm »
They just started a campaign to get people to move into my town. Its tagline is "Life is sweet in Wheat Ridge."  8)
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #1159 on: March 06, 2015, 09:57:23 am »
Oh, hope that works for you!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!