I'll start. My husband and I have different inner thermostats, so we're always fighting over the temperature in our house. Yesterday evening, when he cranked the AC just about high enough to frost the windows, I fled to the 87-degree comfort of the back porch. He came outside briefly and admitted that it was, in fact, pretty nice out. So I said:
"You know it could be like this, just like this, always ... if you'd turn down the air conditioner and open the windows."
Let's hear about your experiences of using Brokieisms in everyday conversation -- especially when the other person in the conversation hasn't seen Brokeback and thus has no idea you're alluding to anything (this applies to my example above). Extra points if:
-- The quote requires you to employ slang or bad grammar that is otherwise uncharacteristic of your speech habits.
-- The snippet of movie dialogue (or story text) is more than one sentence long.
-- You normally don't speak English, but find a way to use the phrase anyway (either still in English or translated into your other language).
TWO BONUS POINTS for using any of the following: stem the rose, put the blocks to, wrang it out, son of a whoreson bitch, paw the white out of the moon.
FIVE BONUS POINTS for using "this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation" in a convincing enough way that the other person doesn't burst out laughing.