DIRECTOR JAKE TWIST:
((comes out of the Director's trailer holding her before-supper martini in one hand and the B.A.M. script in her other hand))
**Excuse me, Miss SPAR -- I mean LAUREL, could I have a word with you?
I know you are new here, and you are really trying to do a good job I am sure, but perhaps we could have a little tête-à-tête and I could fill you in on how things have been running here so far?
Y'see, the actors are the ones who drive the scene, pretty much, and they have been doin' a damn fine job of it up until now.... If you have a problem with the scheduling, or lack of it, perhaps we should discuss before you start getting involved in making changes. Hmmm?? I am the director here, did you not know that?**
%%Is this little piece of fluff tryin' to steal my job? hellfire and damnation!!!%%
**Would you like to step into my office for this meeting? I think it would be best.**
((JAKETWIST looks at LAUREL hopefully))