Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1701124 times)

Daniel · « **Reply #3160 on:** October 22, 2006, 09:28:49 pm »

Quote from: louisev on October 22, 2006, 08:00:55 pm

ENNIS:

I didn't think I was gonna hear from you again. I thought you was sore about that punch.

((Takes another drag on that deeee licious cigarette.))

CONFUSED AUDIENCE MEMBER:

**What punch?**

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3161 on:** October 22, 2006, 09:48:41 pm »

ALMA~

(( watching her fairy Godfather go on and on about his problems finally says))

I think you have alot to learn about being a fairy Godfather. Your suppose to listen to my problems and help me, not the other way around!

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3162 on:** October 22, 2006, 10:02:13 pm »

Fairy Godfather~

Ok kid sorry I do have alot of bad memories myself. I said to my psychiatrist the other day...

((ALMA covers her ears and starts to walk away))

OK kid come back. I will give you some advice.

((Alma comes back ))

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3163 on:** October 22, 2006, 10:20:14 pm »

Fairy Godfather

Ok kid the way I see it is you got three men in your life right now. One that your married to. One that your threatened by. And one who loves you.

((Show's Alma this Image))

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3164 on:** October 22, 2006, 10:24:21 pm »

ALMA~

That's my Ennis his friend Jack and that's Monroe whom I work for!! What does this mean??

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3165 on:** October 22, 2006, 10:35:39 pm »

FAIRY GODFATHER~

That you will have to figure out for yourself. And you will.Hey listen kid I gotta go, but you call me and I will be beside you every step of the way! Maybe youll be the one that will give me some respect!

((With that the bubble started to form around him again ))

Oh kid one more piece of advice. stay as far away from this one that you can!

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3166 on:** October 22, 2006, 10:44:51 pm »

FAIRY GODFATHER~

(( Then he flooted up into the sky and just before he was out of sight he turned and said))

Hey kid I almost forgot! I brought you a gift. Yeah the boss keeps the key hidden from me or I could a brought some hard stuff, but so much for respect

((throws the bannanas in Almas lap and disappears))

(( With that Alma wakes up))

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3167 on:** October 23, 2006, 01:00:12 am »

Earlier that evening in Vegas Chickara performed to a full house at THE CHICKEN RANCH. Harry was there dressed to the hilt. And enjoyed the after hour booty call.

alec716 · « **Reply #3168 on:** October 23, 2006, 02:17:25 am »

Quote from: saucycobblers on October 22, 2006, 06:10:33 pm

JBB:

**You seen that?**

TERRY CLOTH:

** Dad made sure I seen it. Took me to see it. Me and K.E. Dad laughed about it. Hell, for all I know he done the starching. If he was alive and was to put his warp in that door right now you bet he'd go get his steam iron. A warshrag and a tube a lotion livin together? No way. All I can see is we get together once in a while way the hell out in the back a Harrod's-- **

saucycobblers · « **Reply #3169 on:** October 23, 2006, 01:53:34 pm »

Quote from: alec716 on October 23, 2006, 02:17:25 am

TERRY CLOTH:

** Dad made sure I seen it. Took me to see it. Me and K.E. Dad laughed about it. Hell, for all I know he done the starching. If he was alive and was to put his warp in that door right now you bet he'd go get his steam iron. A warshrag and a tube a lotion livin together? No way. All I can see is we get together once in a while way the hell out in the back a Harrod's-- **

JBB:

**How much is once in a while? Once in a while ever four effen years?**

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