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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3210 on: October 28, 2006, 11:52:34 am »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3211 on: October 28, 2006, 11:54:17 am »
Look out! They're trying to set fire to the stage set!!
 

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3212 on: October 28, 2006, 12:16:25 pm »
((The HIGH PRIESTESS, thinking on her feet, grabs the Sacred Bullhorn and whips into action))

**FREE CIDER AND DONUTS IN THE GREEN ROOM!!**

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3213 on: October 28, 2006, 12:53:18 pm »
((The lit torches are instantly extinguished.  The unruly mob descends upon the Green Room and makes quick work of the catered Halloween buffet originally intended for the Cast and Crew. 



After ordering several more truckloads of cider and donuts from Monroe, Meryl keeps the audience entertained with an impromptu recap of the story of BrokenArsed Mountain, paraphrased from FRiend Lee's account, with particular emphasis on her own adventures as an Extremely High Priestess.  As a result, she sells 240 more copies of her best-seller, High on BrokenArsed.))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3214 on: October 30, 2006, 12:11:01 am »
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy groans as he wakes up. He feels as though he has been sleeping for days and days. His moan is muffled, and he finds himself in complete darkness.))

** Mmm-mmff?**

%% Now what's going on? %%

((Guy found his arms tied behind his back and his legs tied to a chair he was sitting in: a gag in his mouth and some blindfold over his head. He tried to pull loose of the bindings, shook his head to remove the gag, but they were bound tightly.))

.....


((Meanwhile .. Lucise has never been happier ..  he is having the time of his life ..







))


%% 
Wait ...!  Is this a friggin dream??  ??? ..   NO, it can't be ..
All I know is that I've been in this trailer for weeks .. days, living THE life with my husband-to-be .. 
Let's just say that we have ... ummm.. cuddled .. yes, cuddled on every surface in this trailer ..  8)
Ahh.. this is the life .. These are some of the best weeks .. days of my fantastic, pretty-much-unemployed existence ..
Ahh...
%%

((Lucise rolls over contentedly and falls into a sweet slumber ..



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3215 on: October 30, 2006, 11:37:01 am »
Jack

Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z-z Huh!? (snort) z-z-z-whuz'at? z-z-z-z Jes' lemme sleep a little longer, okay? z-z-z-z-z (snores happily)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3216 on: October 30, 2006, 11:47:14 am »
Jack

%%  Jes' let me dream this beautiful dream a bein in bed with Ennis a little longer. Like about an hour...  %%


AAaahhh!!!! Nightmare! Lemme try again. z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- (snore, snort)


AAAAaahh! Aaarggh! Aaiii - (( wakes up in a cold sweat ))
Yikes!! That nightmare was even worse! Gonna try one more time. zz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- (snore, snort)

Ahhhh . . . that's better. C'mere loverboy, s'alright, s'alright, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3217 on: October 30, 2006, 05:58:36 pm »
**  Some entertainment for you while the crew sets up the next scene.  **






**  of course some people think Paris Hilton sucks....  **
**  in which case we have some alternative entertainment  **


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3218 on: October 30, 2006, 06:04:46 pm »
**  And she's doing it without a net!!  **

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3219 on: October 31, 2006, 12:00:48 am »