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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3400 on: November 16, 2006, 05:12:40 pm »
ENNIS:

Sorry Jack, I know you're angry at me, but I jes' can't see no other way 'round this.  Let's jes have one more night and we kin meet up 'ere again soon. I promise ya.

(( Ennis puts his head down to hide his tears and hopes Jack can't see the terror in his eyes.))
In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3401 on: November 16, 2006, 10:52:10 pm »
**  Knowing it'll be their last night together for a while, the boys make the most of it.  **


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3402 on: November 16, 2006, 10:52:44 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3403 on: November 16, 2006, 10:54:52 pm »
Jack

You know I hate drivin off and leavin ya. One last kiss goodbye.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3404 on: November 16, 2006, 10:55:35 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3405 on: November 17, 2006, 12:28:54 am »

~ And so it is written ~





Now beginneth the

Years in the Wilderness



YEEHAW
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3406 on: November 17, 2006, 12:44:41 am »

CALL SHEET


==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENES ARE:


       SCENE # 43 – ENNIS AND ALMA, THAT'S A LIFE?
       SCENE # 44 – PISSANT FARMERS
       SCENE # 45 – ANOTHER POSTCARD FROM JACK (HONEY)
       SCENE # 46 – MISSING BLUE PARKA
       SCENE # 47 – ALMOST FORGOT YOUR TACKLE BOX
       SCENE # 48 – SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE TOGETHER!



THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess
Props Magician
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director
Laurel Sparta
Best Boy
Assistant To The 2nd Unit Assistant Director



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis
Alma
Alma Jr
Jenny
Monroe
Jack
Lureen
Farmer # 1
Farmer # 2


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter
Terry Cloth
Guy Raphaelson
Lucise Indapaddock
any and all other BetterMostians who care to jump in ==

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3407 on: November 17, 2006, 09:34:37 am »
ALMA~

 And it was delivered by...



Meanwhile, back in Riverton...

...the PIZZA DELIVERY GUY tears off his disguise in a smooth, yet passionate, sweeping motion... revealing...



MEL GIBSON:

**Awlroight ALMA, me lavly Sheila?? Invoite me in for a few stubbies an' oyl shaow ya whot it's reelly loike ta gaow Daan Unda...**

%%Since that owld sheila CHER came the raw prawn oy've been a bit laanly...%%


((MEL GIBSON winks knowingly at ALMA and flashes her a winning smile.))

« Last Edit: November 17, 2006, 09:46:53 am by saucycobblers »
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3408 on: November 17, 2006, 08:04:24 pm »
Jack

(( daydreams as he drives back to Texas ))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3409 on: November 17, 2006, 08:31:14 pm »
D JT

PS:  Mr. Mel Gibson is no longer permitted to be anywhere on the premises of B.A.M., so if anyone sees him skulking about, would you please alert us right away.  Even if you are not sure that it's him, if you even suspect, please find a security person and let them know right away!  Thank you.


((MEL GIBSON, who's been waiting on the doorstep so long he's grown a beard...)) ;)



**Croipes ALMA let me in, there's a gud gerl. If that producer sheila gets a whiff a me, oy'll be up tha Murray River withowt a paeddle... Hey, it's awlroight - me 'n' yer owld man's mates. He'll understaand...**

Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!