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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3610 on: December 06, 2006, 01:28:58 am »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3611 on: December 06, 2006, 01:30:40 am »
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Humpf! Satisfied!?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3612 on: December 06, 2006, 01:33:47 am »
Random Dancer

Oh pick me! Pick me to dance with you, Ms. High Priestess!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3613 on: December 06, 2006, 01:43:13 am »
Later that night



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3614 on: December 06, 2006, 01:44:31 am »
paparazzi~



The next day
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3615 on: December 06, 2006, 01:49:58 am »
Empress of Everything

Humpf! Satisfied!?



HIGH PRIESTESS:



** HA!! **

** What bogus website did you order that from?  Don't make me laugh! **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3616 on: December 06, 2006, 04:59:57 am »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel barges into the bar.))



** I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! **

((Laurel regains her composure as the bar patrons all quiet down suddenly.))

((Laurel finds Jack gyrating his hips in a corner, oblivious to his surroundings.))

**Jack, dahling, do you think we can get into costume? We're going to finish up this scene in just a few minutes.**

((Laurel turns to the bleary-eyed crowd, makes menacing glances at the High Priestess and Empress of Everything, who are still whipping their credentials out of their wallets.))

**The first person to bring me Ennis, alive and mostly unharmed, receives a mega-sized bonus.**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3617 on: December 06, 2006, 11:18:00 am »
Jack

Whoa, whoa whoa! Tell you what, I cain't go no where without m' pants!



Although, come to think of it, I AM prepared to do a love scene.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3618 on: December 06, 2006, 04:16:09 pm »
((As all eyes are instantlly drawn to the pantsless JACK, the HIGH PRIESTESS grabs her assistant and whispers to him urgently.))

** Alessandro, cover my exit, then follow me to the limo.  The Diva count in this place just exceeded its limit! **





((In the blink of an eye, Meryl vanishes, leaving no trace except....))

« Last Edit: December 07, 2006, 01:31:03 pm by Meryl »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3619 on: December 06, 2006, 08:43:08 pm »
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