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Offline welliwont

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3680 on: December 16, 2006, 01:20:24 am »

DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~

%%  I cannot believe it has been a month since the last Call Sheet!!  %%

**Just a quick reminder for the actors who have lost their place in the script:  We are either in the middle of, or at the very end of:  SCENE # 48 – SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE TOGETHER! (camping trip).  You decide.**

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3681 on: December 16, 2006, 06:05:17 pm »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel picks herself up off the ground and rubs her eyes, smearing her mascara even more. She stands up completely and walks back with as much composure as she can muster to her Mercedes.))

**An excellent directorial choice. I could not have made a better decision. I am so happy that the producers are not so involved with the directorial job, and I can telephone the Producer's office back and let Him know that there's no need to come over...**

((Laurel is visible relieved.))

**Now, I'm certain we need to just make sure that all the cast and crew are on the same page... Sound editing, the prop mistress, any extras... I leave this all in your capable hands. Carry on, Ms. Director.**
« Last Edit: December 16, 2006, 07:37:28 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3682 on: December 16, 2006, 07:12:13 pm »
MONROE:


((Knees buckling, chest heaving, at long last reaches the top of the stairs))

**Gasp, pant**

%% Why on earth do people need to live anywhere else than the ground floor? %%

((Looks at ALMA, swooning prettily with love in his arms))

%% Oh, this is too good to be true. It's like a dream. A dream come true! Just let us get inside, and.......  :P %%

((Tries to open door. Door doesn't budge ))

Aaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhhhh!


(( Looks around in consternation ))

** Just my luck!**




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3683 on: December 16, 2006, 07:26:50 pm »
((Sensing that he at last has something to do after a Blue Heeler's age in limbo, JBB shuffles and rolls his way to the top step of the laundromat and squirts some of his highly emoliating contents on the stiff door hinge...))

**There ya go Mr. M... JBB at yer service! Now take yer lovely lady indoors an' show her whut yer made of!** ;)
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3684 on: December 16, 2006, 07:43:29 pm »
JACK:

((Back at their campsite, Jack looks up at Ennis a little bashfully.))

**Hey... Afraid I can't find my lotion. Must've left it somewhere.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
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Why do we accept what we accept?
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3685 on: December 16, 2006, 08:14:55 pm »
MONROE:


((Watches as door suddenly swings open on perfectly greased hinges, silently offering admittance))

%% Wo-hoooooooo! The last obstacle removed! %%

Thank you, JBB. Sure seems like the whole BBM machinery would soon enough grind to a screeching halt if not for your excellent and unstinting lubrication!


((Takes one step forward and immediately slips on some JBB drops on the floor))

(( Holding on to ALMA for dear life, MONROE sails at full speed through the door, doing his very own and very lively impression of Bambi on ice ))

Woooooooooooaaaaaaaah!


(( The two of them land in a gasping heap on the rug inside, hopelessly tangled together in ALMA's voluminous skirts ))

** gasp **

(( The door swings noiselessly shut on perfectly buttered hinges, as a soft bubbling giggle can be heard from JBB outside. ))
« Last Edit: December 16, 2006, 08:18:03 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3686 on: December 16, 2006, 09:43:50 pm »
Ennis

**S'alright. I got plenty of spit 'n with yer help I'll have plenty o' slick, too.**

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3687 on: December 16, 2006, 09:46:06 pm »
ALMA~


** Meanwhile at Monroes house Alma being so exausted, has drifted off to sleep

((Suddenly she awakes and she's  on the floor beside  Monroe. Her skirts up over her hips .  Alma jumps to her feet and straightens out her dress))

Where am I?  How did we get here?  What is this place?  Monroe are my dreaming? What have we been doing? 

** Alma looks to her right and then to her left. when she swings back around she  hits Monroe with her curtain rod and knocks him back to the floor

Oh my!  Monroe are you alright? ...   Monroe I think I'm dreaming!  And  I'm dreaming I am a window!!     Well,  thank goodness your here!   

** Alma notices how nice Monroe looks

You sure enough look handsome in my dream Monroe!
« Last Edit: December 16, 2006, 10:06:37 pm by Arad-3 »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3688 on: December 16, 2006, 10:42:30 pm »
Empress of Everything

%%  It looks as though the action has picked up. I hope it continues to move forward. I wonder what can be done to ensure the energy keeps going up?  %%

((Worries her lower lip a little.))

**I know! Carmen! More bananas!!))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3689 on: December 16, 2006, 10:43:30 pm »
Carmen Miranda, the banana lady

I'm coming!