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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3880 on: January 24, 2007, 01:29:23 am »
Saleslady~

You can and you will young lady! Your approved! Now go pick yourself out a pair of shoes and a purse to go along with it!!



ALMA~

Oh thankyou so much Ma'am!  Bye Eva ! Nice seeing you again! gotta run!

**Alma picks out shoes and a purse and  hurries home before somebody changes their mind!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3881 on: January 24, 2007, 01:31:20 am »
Eva

Don't forget the sexy lingerie to go under the dress, Alma. ((winks))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3882 on: January 24, 2007, 01:33:01 am »
Ennis

%% Hunh. Guess they got new security guards here at the store. %%



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3883 on: January 24, 2007, 01:34:59 am »
Clerk:

Kin ah help ya sir?


Ennis:
Yeah, I need a monkey wrench like this. Ya got one?


Clerk:
Just a minute sir, and I’ll have my clerk bring it out to you.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3884 on: January 24, 2007, 01:43:21 am »
Ennis

Alma! What’re you doin’ here?

 %% Gosh, she looks beautiful. As purty as the day we married. %%




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3885 on: January 24, 2007, 01:46:58 am »
Ennis

%% I remember our weddin' day. %%


%% Maybe it could be like this, just like this, always. %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3886 on: January 24, 2007, 07:39:48 am »
JACK

((Becoming more and more frustrated.))

**Goddamn it, I'm gettin' nowhere fast!**

((The car screeches to a halt and all the passengers are slightly thrown foreward.))

**Everyone out!!! This is impossible, I swear.**

((Jack and the rest of the folks in the car look out the window as a herd of cattle float by, the cattle as shocked to see them as they are. A large department store floats across the road.))

**Okay folks. Guess this is the end of the line. I've been lookin' fer Alma's apartment for almost 8 hours now. My eyes're tired, My feet're sore. My arse... well don't even ask about that. Could use some body butter right now, but that's been gone for some time now.  Wife probly threw it out 'r somethin'.**

((The rest of the passengers get out, and Jack helps Do-Do with Monroe's slumbering body. Jack turns to the department store.))

**Maybe someone in here'll know how to get to Ennis's new place.**

((Jack walks up to the department store door, tries to take hold of the handle, but it lurches away at just that moment.))

**Goddamn buildings been floatin' around all night and mornin'.**

((Running at the door, Jack leaps into the building as it swings by him, not noticing the black bird following him in.))

Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3887 on: January 24, 2007, 07:43:57 am »
CLERK:

Kin ah help ya sir?



JACK:

**I need some body butter, where's yer cosmetics department.**

((At the clerk's stare, Jack blushes a little))

**It ain't fer me! Ran in ta grab it fer the Missus.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3888 on: January 24, 2007, 01:57:27 pm »








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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3889 on: January 24, 2007, 02:15:00 pm »
Ennis

Alma! What’re you doin’ here?

 %% Gosh, she looks beautiful. As purty as the day we married. %%





ALMA`

**Shocked to see Ennis, tries to hide the department store bag!

Ennis! What are you doing here?  Uhm.. uhmmm!  I have to run Ennis!  I just remembered I left something on the stove!!!

** Alma runs down the street

Oh my!  Didn't expect that!  That look in his eyes!  What was that all about?  I thought for sure he would ask what I bought with his support!  I can see it now!  Ennis I bought a $200 dollar dress for my date Saturday night!  Don't you see my pretty new shoes?  Although he is looking really good these days.      Ouchhh!   These fancy new shoes are killing me! 

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