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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3940 on: February 02, 2007, 09:42:25 pm »
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

Yes, we do.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3941 on: February 02, 2007, 09:46:35 pm »
JAKETWIST~

Now what's wrong?  What's all this commotion about?  What's ever'body whining 'n wailing about now??

%%How can there be so much thunder and lightening on a such a clear day?%%

Don't tell me the High Priestess has her panties in a Twist again??  ((groans))  OH NO, not again!!!

%%Shee-it, I don't usually post this much in one day, wtf!!%%

Picture?  what picture?  The one of Dubya that SPARTAN APPLES asked me to post?  She said that the Rent-A-Cops wanted it circulated to the cast and crew.  So that's what I did.  Is that a f'n problem?? 

%%I knew it!  I shoulda gone to Morocco like I'd planned.  If this Performance had stayed on schedule I coulda been on the beaches of Morocco right now!  And not alone, either...%%


Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3942 on: February 03, 2007, 12:27:44 am »
Lamenters

O High Priestess we humbly ask for reassurance you are staying with the P.T. Otherwise we will rub ashes on our heads, rend our garments, and gnash our teeth as we keen and wail.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3943 on: February 03, 2007, 10:13:52 am »
RANDOM PRIESTETTE in ceremonial finery:

(( Cries tears of joy - enough to raise the ocean levels ))




The WARSHRAG is back! Waaah! Sniff! I'm so happy!

(( Sobs, -  although in a dignified and very pretty manner, of course))

The HP is leaving? Oh, say it isn't so!!! What will we do without her light to dazzle us, her strength to fortify us, her insight to guide us and her beauty of soul, mind and body to overwhelm us?

Please stay with us, oh exalted one - we're lost without you!


(( Sobs a lot more))


**Sniff** And that JakeTwist and her Moroccon beach-company! I bet I look green with envy! Green is *so* not my colour! Waaaah!

((Bawls some more))


(( Collapses due to acute dehydration ))  :o


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3944 on: February 03, 2007, 05:03:23 pm »
Vestal Virgins

O Mighty Aphrodite! We send up prayers that the warshrag and the High Priestess will stay among us mortals.

((begin chanting in a monotonous tone))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3945 on: February 03, 2007, 05:31:37 pm »
RANDOM STRANGER

%%Welll now, ain't this strange!  A man askin' for directions!  And what a man!!  whooeeeee!!!  He sure is purty!!  What a nice mouth, so curvy and just so sweet, I think I'd like to kiss it...... hunh?  whut am I thinkin'??  I thought I liked wimin?!!!%%


Here, young man, I'll give ya directions to del Mar's, just let me catch my breath.  First thing is, ya go five miles down this road right t'cheer, and then turn left, that would be East.  Drive down 'bout two miles, 'n then you will cross some railroad tracks.  Take the next left which is King Road.  Go another five miles down that road, 'n you will come to a driveway with a mounted elk head.  That there is del Mar's line cabin.  Ya cain't miss it, it is the only building out there in the middle a nowhere.


JACK:

((Extremely grateful to the attractive stranger, Jack almost considers giving him a hug...)) %% Hmmm, Guess that wouldn't seem right.%%

**Thank ya kindly, sir. He's a real good friend of mine. A real good friend. I hate to have missed him.**

((Jack wonders for a moment why no one else in town seemed to know where Ennis was.))

**Well, I best be goin'. 'twere nice meetin' ya.**

((Excited and hopeful again, after what seems like days of confusion wondering the streets of Riverton, Jack rushes out to his car???, hoping that it had turned back into a pickup.))
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3946 on: February 03, 2007, 06:00:14 pm »
JACK:

((Back in his covered-flatbed pickup, Jack spies the house in the distance and he accelerates toward it.))

**YEEHAW! Thought I'd never find the place. Hope Ennis's around. Guess I can wait around if he's not.**

((notices the unkempt yard))

**We really need to hire a landscaper. I'd do it myself but I guess I gotta be in charge of the money stuff. The Cow-n-Calf Operation is gonna be a challenge, but we'll be able to get it done, I reckon.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3947 on: February 03, 2007, 07:27:23 pm »
((Alessandro, in his role as Chief Acolyte, addresses the assembled masses))



O ye Followers of the Cult of Brokeback,
Elders of the Order of the Sage, Priestettes,
Keepers of the Eternal Campfire, Members of the Tent Erect,
Supplicants of Our Lady of Lightning Flat,
Benevolent Order of the Eaters of the Elk,
Preservers of the Holy Pickups, etc., etc., etc.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Meine Damen und Herren,
Cowboys and Cowgirls,

Hear ye the words of the High Priestess, the Lady Meryl, Her Sageness, Head Gal, Mistress of the Sacred Mountain:

Be it known that I have withdrawn behind the Veil of the High Passes and now meditate in solitude upon the Sacred Mountain. 



My presence will be restored to you when the Force of Nature speaks to me of Return.
Until then, Brothers and Sisters, I bestow upon you all
 
A Solemn


YEEHAW
« Last Edit: February 09, 2007, 12:11:14 am by Meryl »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3948 on: February 03, 2007, 07:40:50 pm »
" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3949 on: February 04, 2007, 02:42:09 pm »
Amazon Warriors

Fear not, O High Priestess. We Amazon Warriors will protect you while you meditate upon the Sacred Mountain.