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Offline Meryl

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3960 on: February 04, 2007, 03:27:12 pm »
((In meditation atop the Sacred Mountain, the HIGH PRIESTESS feels a rather large bump in the Force of Nature))



** Hunh?  What's going on down there? **

((Meryl picks up her trusty Vision Thingy and peers down at ENNIS and JACK))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3961 on: February 04, 2007, 04:10:15 pm »

Memo To:  HIGH PRIESTESS MERYL

From:  DIRECTOR JAKETWIST

SubjectAbject Apology

Dear HP,

I tried to get our lawyers to issue a formal apology to you on behalf of B.A.M. Productions, but they would not.  They refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole.  And by "it" I am referring to this GDBOA freakin' situation.  They are afraid of you HP, afraid that you will bring the wrath of BBM Fandom down on our humble production if we admit we erred in the posting of one teeny tiny picture.

So I will take it on the chin, and humbly and sincerely beg for your forgiveness, your Wanted Picture should never have been released in that insulting fashion.

Will you please please come back to The Performance, and stop all this hallucinatory acting that is emanating from our Lead Performers??  Pretty Please??

DJT

(PS:  I know this does not make much sense, but this is being composed in extreme haste before God-only-knows what else comes spouting forth)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3962 on: February 04, 2007, 07:08:35 pm »
VARIOUS DELIGHTED AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

(( Feeling that recent BAM events are almost too good to be true. Nevertheless immediately forms parade to celebrate ))


YesYesYesYes!!!

(( Cheers ))

Ennis! You rock! Ennis! Ennis! Ennis!

** Hopefully the HP and the director will be locked up in litigation and memo-composing indefinitely, so that our guys can get on with their sweet life undeterred **

Woooo-Hoooo!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3963 on: February 05, 2007, 05:22:45 pm »
JACK:

((completely flabbergasted by Ennis's sudden and very pronounced interest in him and his rapidly increasing emotional availability, Jack has been grinning nonstop since arriving at Ennis's place. He wasn't expecting this at all.))

((Jack mutters something under his breath:))

**Guess that makes two of us.**

« Last Edit: February 07, 2007, 05:25:19 pm by Daniel »
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Why do we accept what we accept?
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3964 on: February 06, 2007, 02:19:05 pm »
serpentee the lake serpant~

**Meanwhile in the depts the of lake, CeeCee and Scotty show off their new little family!

 The girls ...  Junebug, CeeCee jr. and their little boy, Scotty jr.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2007, 02:26:15 pm by Arad-3 »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3965 on: February 06, 2007, 08:34:56 pm »






**the sun and moon just felt like dropping by...  :-* **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3966 on: February 07, 2007, 09:32:54 am »
((Still waiting for the inert TERRY CLOTH to respond to his joyful declaration, JBB has nodded off...))

JBB:

**ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...**
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3967 on: February 07, 2007, 05:11:36 pm »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel's ears prick up again.))

**Diablo!!!! Now its that Ennis that's going off script! This is ruining everything.... how can we create the perfect emotionally destabilizing film experience if everyone keeps trying to get around the sad parts? Can you do anything about that "I love you".**

DIABLO (SOUND EDITOR):

**Nope, sorry, Miss Sparta.**

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel goes over to the wall where a sign posted "Emergency Grease Monkey Release" hangs over a lever... She considers pulling it for a long time, her hand resting on the grip, then she goes back to the balcony overlooking the Riverton set.))

**We'll see what happens next. In the meantime, see if you can get some of the gaffers and best boys to get Ennis to come up to the production tower so we can have a little talk...**

DIABLO (SOUND EDITOR):

**The gaffers.... and best boys...** ((Diablo shudders for a second before flying off)) **Yes, Ma'am.**
« Last Edit: February 07, 2007, 05:30:09 pm by Daniel »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3968 on: February 07, 2007, 05:23:19 pm »
BEST BOY #17:

Best boy, reporting to set, miz Sparta!! %%Should I salute or sumthun??%%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3969 on: February 07, 2007, 05:26:59 pm »
LAUREL SPARTA:

**How nice of you to arrive so promptly..... but what's this?** ((Laurel looks angrily at the low wage worker))

**Why haven't you brought Ennis with you? Go and retrieve him posthaste.**

((Laurel smiles condescendingly at the best boy.))
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.